Daniel Craig: Worst Bond Girl
There was a list a while back that nominated Denise Richards as the Worst Bond Girl Ever in The World Is Not Enough, and I can’t say as I disagree that her performance, if you want to call it that, was a disaster. “Thumbody’s tampered wit da baaaaaaawmb!” She reminded me of Duck Dodgers. But I have to say that now, Daniel Craig has stolen her crown.
When asked about the possibility of Amy Winehouse singing the theme song for the new Bond movie, here was his reply:
“Why is everybody ramming (the name) Amy Winehouse out,” said the actor. “It’s just way, way off that.”
“Everyone’s speculating about it but we’ve got other things to deal with- there’s no point in writing the song for a movie when we haven’t got a movie,” Craig exclusively told us.
Give diva a chocolate, already, it helps with PMS. You don’t just throw these movies together on the spur of the moment, Danny boy…you have to plan ahead a bit.
He’s the reason I stopped watching Bond films after Die Another Day. Would somebody just kick precious flower in the nutsack already and get it over with? He’d probably sulk off crying. Stir some chocolate milk in his martini glass.
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Comment by Heather — February 10, 2008 @ 1:37 am
Hilarious use of irony, Heather.
At least I can spell, use punctuation, AND chew gum at the same time. An intellectual hat-trick!
Comment by k — February 10, 2008 @ 1:41 am