Amy Winehouse: My Eyeliner Tears Dry On Their Own
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Rehabbing singer Amy Winehouse was caught out grabbing some takeaway from KFC with a drawn-on black tear under her eye. Those in the know (which is pretty much anyone who reads news and who knows who Amy is) say it is a reaction to the news that hubby Blake Shine’er-Silver got hold of some bad drugs in the big house:
She emerged from her Camden home with her bodyguard, to pick up a take away from Kentucky Fried Chicken on the day it was reported that husband Blake nearly died after overdosing on heroin in prison.
Today he was said to be recovering in Pentonville Prison’s hospital block, after guards found him in his cell writhing in pain, and violently vomiting.
Prison officers later discovered that the drug was a toxic hybrid of heroin and other potent chemicals.
As our intrepid Dawn first reported on Sunday, Blake is reportedly upset that while he sits and rots away in jail, wife Amy is not only rehabbing and cleaning up her party-animal act, but she has been seen out partying and shopping with another Blake, an American artist who is squeaky-clean…even though she dedicated her Grammys to Bad Blake and gave him a shout-out twice in her set:
Blake was apparently fearful for his relationship amid rumours that the Grammys five-award winner has been enjoying herself with American photographer and artist, Blake Wood.
Fielder-Civil sent the singer a romantic Valentine’s hamper gift from his prison cell, following reports she had grown close to Wood, who has been dubbed “Good Blake”.
For her part, Amy has told friends that their relationship is platonic, and that Good Blake is actually homosexual. The gays always make the best shopping buddies, don’t they, girls?
Amy. Honey. Come here a second. I know that you are infatuated with Bad Blake, and he’s your husband and all that rot. But listen to me a second…he’s a bloodsucking leech, a millstone round your neck, and he will do nothing but drag you down further and further into a drug-fueled descent to Hell. I know it’s hard to let go of what you believe is such a romantic notion, and believing that the two of you are some sort of star-cross’d lovers, and it’s the two of you against the world, but trust me…crap like that only happens in plays, bad movies, and sugary love songs. This is real life.
Let’s take a look at the comparisons…husband in jail, you NOT in jail. Husband a unrepentant drug addict…you NOT on drugs and in rehab. Husband poor and never works…you NOT on the dole of somebody else. Husband’s life going down the dumper…your life NOT going down but your star is rising. Husband a no-talent, no ambition, gagged-with-the-ugly-stick, knuckle-dragging monosyllabic troglodyte…well, you get the idea. Just think about it, okay?
And if you’re worried about dumping him while he’s incarcerated, and how it will look, don’t worry…it will look GREAT, and we’ll all stand up and cheer.
I would like to know what this is in her nose…it could just be nose in her nose, but then again…I hope not.
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Comment by Elvira Black — February 19, 2008 @ 2:26 am