When Is Paris Hilton Going To Grow Up Already?
Paris Hilton decided to celebrate her birthday this past weekend in the only way she knows how…dressed as a hooker and letting it all hang out:
The night began at the Pussycat Lounge where Paris, clad in black lingerie-inspired Pussycat attire, took the stage to introduce the Dolls. Our favorite socialite party gal sauntered around the joint, enjoyed the girls’ performance and was presented with a birthday cake.
For Part Two of Paris’ birthday spectacular, the revelers, including sis Nicky, moved on to Pure — but not before a change of outfit, of course! As we were saying, everyone moved on to Pure, where they spent the rest of the night living it up, dancing and toasting — celebrating Paris being Paris in all her glory.
Oh snap. Can we give it a rest? The woman just turned 27 years old, and she’s still out shaking it like a dog in heat (and she should know).
I mean, I’m not against having a good time every once in a while. And I’m not anti-birthday-party, nor am I some sort of prude. But come on…Paris is a lot closer to 30 than she is to 18, and while I’m not suggesting that she go out and stock up on shapeless sweatpants, Naturalizers, and granny panties, and I’m not suggesting that 27 is the beginning of orthopedic stockings and old age homes (I’m over a decade older and I still feel like a teenager inside), there comes a time when things like this just look desperate and cheap. “Celebrating Paris being Paris”? What is that? Celebrating being a bad animal parent, celebrating STD’s, celebrating that her family is turning out more winners than the Hogans…what exactly are we celebrating?
Srsly. It’s just an excuse for Paris to go out once again (does she ever stay home?) and party. Don’t let her fool you, because this is her REAL job…promoting herself. There are delusional young women and girls out there who look up to Paris as some sort of role model, and she’s got to perpetuate that party lifestyle so they’ll keep buying her products and making her rich (but apparently nottie going to see her movie). It just so happens that her job is exactly the thing she loves to do the most. How handy that Paris’ love of the wild party is exactly what her job description is!
Paris has no idea what it means to be a truly free, grown-up woman. True women know that less is always more…we know that we’re free to act as we choose, but we carefully choose how to act. We’ve no need to put it all on display, because we don’t need constant affirmation from others that we’ve got it. We know we’ve got it. Paris…sorry, she ain’t got it.
To me, this photo sums up Paris Hilton: Dressed in her underwear and striking an affected pose while people gawp and grope. What a legacy to leave behind.
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FEH. I wish she’d just go away.
She makes absolutely no contribution whatsoever to humanity except for being gossip fodder, and (**present company excepted, of course**) we all know how much THAT’s worth.
Comment by crazymom — February 19, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Remember how, after that time in jail last June, she said she was turning over a new leaf and would concentrate on doing good deeds? I guess that meant blowjobs for the less-than-handsome admirers the old Paris would have ignored.
Comment by Narcissus — February 19, 2008 @ 11:24 am
When will she grow up? =(
I feel so bad for her family; they must be mortified.
Comment by Anonymous — February 19, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Her family is a carbon copy of her. That’s where she learned it:) Kathy Hilton was partying away while Paris was a little girl. She has no idea what discipline and self respect are. Sad.
Comment by ebayer — February 19, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
a better question is when is she going away. i hate this pig.
Comment by sally — February 19, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
Paris is a party girl and is having fun and doesn’t care what anyone thinks.
Comment by Gella — February 21, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
Actually, I think Paris cares a great deal about what people think.
Comment by k — February 21, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
I think that people need to get a life and stop talking crap about people that they are jealous of. She is beautiful woman and shes got it so why not flaunt it? Its just like the Brittany thing. People just wont leave them alone. Mind Your Own Damn Business and then you would have nothing to say. Its sad how these people have no privacy and that people thrive on starting rumors and running peoples name threw the mud. I hate stupid speculaters like this stupid artical. GET A REAL JOB!!!!
Comment by Joanne — February 21, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
Hilarious. Any time somebody tells the truth, somebody else will come along and accuse them of being jealous.
If you can’t come up with something better than that, then do us all a favor and stay away until you can play with the adults.
Oh, and by the way…I have a real job. You see, that’s what learning how to spell words properly and string sentences together in a pleasing and grammatically correct manner will get you.
Comment by k — February 21, 2008 @ 9:46 pm