Jamie Lynn Spears Passes GED, Thinks About Attending LSU, Isn’t Quite Sure She’s Pregnant
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Jamie Lynn Spears (not dad Jamie nor mom Lynne…seriously, don’t they have baby books down there in Louisiana?) has completed another step of her education (she already passed Sex Ed) and passed her GED:
The 16-year-old pregnant star of Zoey 101 was seen studying for the exam last month and has expressed interest in attending Louisiana State University.
“I haven’t thought anything about what I might study,” she has said. “I’ll have to look more into that. But if I went anywhere, I think it would be fun to go to LSU.”
Hey, y’all, can you get me a dorm room with a nursery? Because there’s this baby…
Oh wait, she’s going to give the baby to her mom to raise. Becuase her mom did such a good job with her and her sister, don’t you know.
And it seems she’s having some, um, issues with being pregnant:
Various internet news websites report that the Zoey 101 star is in serious denial about her delicate state and, rather worryingly, is also having severe body-image issues.
Jamie Lynn’s state of mind is said to have got so bad, her mother, Lynne, supposedly jetted across the country to be by her side after Jamie screamed at her down the phone, saying: “I’m not pregnant!”
So far gone is Spears’ denial, she’s said to be “trying to go about her life as she always did,” says an insider. “She still hangs out until late at night and eats junk food.” [...]
The craziest and lamest tidbit of all has to be the claim that a friend supposedly joked at a party that he liked Jamie Lynn’s “sexy new curves” - ’twas a compliment that sent Spears into a spin as she snapped back, “Shut up!”
Star magazine reports that Spears then turned to a female companion and said, “I hate my body!”
“Jamie Lynn is having severe body image issues,” adds the insider. “For the past few years, she’s been this cute little TV star. Now she sees herself ballooning - and she can’t handle it.”
Um…HELLO? Welcome to reality, Jamie Lynn.  This is what happens when little girls try to grow up too fast. Unfortunately, it seems (from everything I’ve read) that she’s not quite ready for motherhood, since it’s been said she’s basically handing off the baby to her mother once it is born. Gotta resume the fun life!
Seriously, I applaud her on getting her GED (which, I think, is more than her sister has…correct me if I’m wrong). But it’s clear she still has the mindset of a typical 16-year-old. I’m not saying at all that you can’t be a single mom and go to college (lots of women have successfully done it, and without the money that Jamie Lynn has to hire nannies and support and pay for tuition without having to work too). But I am saying that she will have a baby, and I hope she doesn’t just dump Little Jamie Junior off on meemaw and run off to party. It seems that she just doesn’t realize how much of a life-changing event having a baby can be…of course, she is only sixteen, which unfortunately is old enough to have adult sex but too young to comprehend the consequences.
Time to pay the piper. But I’m sure she can do that with the millions she’ll get from the exclusive baby photo deal I’m sure her so-called mother has in the works.
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sorry to burst your bubble, but she won’t get into LSU with a GED…maybe 30 years ago, but not today…she’s going to need to go to community college for a year and make a B average before being able to transfer…
also, the spears family as a whole is not highly thought of in their home parish…
Comment by vl100butch — February 25, 2008 @ 9:08 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Comment by D — February 25, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
Sorry, had to curb your enthusiasm a bit.
Comment by k — February 25, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
vl100butch: They aren’t thought of very highly?
Do tell.
Are you from there? I mean, I know from reading that they are probably not the most favoritest people, but not specifics.
brosnanfan (at) gmail (dot) com
Comment by k — February 25, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
K,
for a split second, I thought that said “BRONSON” fan, as in Charles. But now I notice it says “BROSNAN” as in Pierce, I would assume?
Comment by crazymom — February 26, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
Yes, definitely a big Pierce Brosnan fan from way back in the day.
Comment by k — February 27, 2008 @ 12:11 am
actually, yes you can get in with a GED. You can get into a lot of places with a GED. My friend got into UCLA and I got into a university with my GED…
Comment by sarahzzz — March 6, 2008 @ 6:48 am
and actually yes her sister did end up getting her GED *to the author of this article*
Comment by sarahzzz — March 6, 2008 @ 6:50 am
Both the Spears girls and thier mother are well known to be quite trashy around Kentwood. I have friends from there that confirm this. Their mom was the fuel behind them to push them into fame….just wanted to live in thier spotlight apparently. Yet another bit of great publicity for louisiana *sigh*
Comment by tigah — May 22, 2008 @ 2:55 am