Comments on: Will You Be Paris Hilton’s Friend? Oh Wait, She’s Got A Boyfriend, Never Mind

By: crazymom

crazymom — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:38:36 +0000

She’s probably going to get herself knocked up because that’s what people who serve no real benefit to humanity do for publicity these days.

“What? You mean it’s a REAL baby? Oh, that’s okay, I’ll just have a new reality show about me trying to find new and cool parents to adopt my kid.”

By: Christy

Christy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:59 +0000

Joel definitely got the better end of the twin looks department. Maybe Benji has magic powers? Yeah that’s it.

By: k

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:58:30 +0000

I think Joel got the better end of the looks deal, and Joel is pretty homely himself. So what’s that say about Benji?

By: Christy

Christy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:25:24 +0000

He reminds me of a potato covered in tattoos. Everyone loves a potato right?

By: Narcissus

Narcissus — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:15:40 +0000

Y’know, as that guy’s tattoos fade and his skin slackens with age, he’s gonna get uglier and uglier. It’ll be quite a horrid sight in the geriatric ward.