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02/27/2008 (8:40 pm)

Tom Cruise And David Miscavige Hanging Out On Freewinds - Video

I found this on the Youtubes. Wow, David really is a very, very, small little man. It’s like you want to pick him up and pet him and make him your very own.

Posted by D
Filed under: Scientology, Weirdos

10 Comments

Love it. Will $cientologists say the choice of music was unfair to the vertically challenged?

Comment by Narcissus — February 27, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

I like the look on Miscavige when he realizes he might be being taped. Total anger and paranoia at the same time.

I just can’t get over how small he is. It takes a small man to make Tom Cruise look tall.

Comment by D — February 27, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Awww, isn’t little Miscavige so cute. I mean, a teeny tiny guy like that can’t possibly be a bully that beats people up.

(P.S, Dawn, you have balls bigger than Miscavige’s head)

Comment by MaxwellSmart — February 27, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

I really shouldn’t taunt him, it’s very unprofessional and counter-productive to my efforts of bringing truth to this situation, but I can’t seem to help it.

My inner tease won’t stay supressed. I keep thinking maybe if we can get these people to lighten the hell up then maybe just one minion won’t be pounded in the face with a shoe.

Spare the shoe, spoil the Scientologist I guess.

Comment by D — February 27, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

I had no idea DM was a certifyable midget!!

Comment by ANONYMOUS — February 28, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Now, now. Don’t be mean to him. You know he’ll whack someone if he gets mad, because he’s got a major complex about it.

Anyone else just flat P.O.’d to find out how entrenched these whackos are in our government & stuff? I’m ticked off beyond belief.

TC takes himself sooo seriously, meanwhile the whole world is patting him on the head, being nice to his face because we’re generally polite people who don’t want to get into it in a public setting. When back among reasonable, sane people, though, we just can’t help laughing. Oh yeah, he’s eliminated that in his area alright. Now NOBODY tells him the truth. YOU’RE IN A CULT, TOM!

This too shall pass, right? Now that we all know what’s going on, and it’s such a subject of widespread giggles, nobody’s going to walk in there taking it seriously, are they?

Tell me they’re not. AVOID THE E-METER, people. Apparently that’s how they get you. Be verrry, very careful. They have SUPER-powers! (LOL)

Comment by J (I like the initial thing!) — February 28, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

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Comment by ANONY MOUSe — February 28, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

Not to hit cliches, but small, rat-like man– how perfect for a cult leader!

Dave’s-not-here must be the perfect height for oral favors.

Comment by Dio Brando — February 28, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

Yup, being vertically challenged (I prefer the term “physically efficient”), can at times make a person try to over-compensate in attempt to be taken seriously (but end up coming off like a tyrant).
I once had a boss that reminds me a little of DM. Short, ginger, and a bad temper. I think I got unfair preferential treatment for not being taller than him. I’ve actually noticed quite a few “physically effecient” members in DM’s cult.

Like this guy:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fb_1201631807

and the guy in white on this popular vid of scilons gone wild:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y

We shorties not all bad though. Some of us accept our cuteness and don’t feel the need to compensate with anything other than a step-stool. ;^)

Comment by petite anon — March 1, 2008 @ 4:44 pm