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03/05/2008 (11:00 pm)

Pink And Carey Hart: Why Did They Bother?

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You may remember my article on the divorce of rocker chick Pink and motocross champ Carey Hart.  Or maybe not, and that’s okay…my special kind of wit isn’t appreciated by everyone.  So I ran across this little interview that Carey gave, and by the time I finished reading it, I had to ask myself:  Why did they bother?

For the first time, freestyle motocross champion Carey Hart has lifted the veil of silence on the breakup of his marriage to pop-punk princess Pink. Our tattooed hometown hero admitted that they’re still the best of friends and he’s in no hurry to start dating again! [...]

Carey told me when we chatted at the opening of Robert DeNiro’s new Ago restaurant in the Hard Rock Hotel: “In fact, it’s too early to go off dating again. Anyway, I have no real interest in that. She is still the love of my life and we remain the best of friends and talk all the time.”

Now, if you remember, Pink and her STBX had what they call an “open marriage”…that’s where the two parties keep the bedroom door open so that anyone can wander in and out.  But while Pink was rethinking this approach (and wanting to add a couple of little Pinkies to the mixture), Carey was busy testing out the limitations of the open-door policy.  And even Pink decided to test the waters with a mystery female, plus she’s been spotted having a bit of fun of her own:pinkguy1.jpg

Sitting on the lap of a new man last night, Pink, 28, seemed to be really enjoying herself at Hollywood’s infamous Metal Skool at the Key Club. The duo got superclose and exchanged numbers at the end of the night, in between her performances with the band.

And they also have said that their careers got in the way:

The downfall of the marriage came as a result of careers getting in the way. P!nk has headed back to the studio to work on her music, while Carey is busy opening new nightclubs.

So lemme get this straight.

  • Pink and Carey fell in love and got married.
  • Pink and Carey decided that an “open” marriage would be best, since Pink was gone so much on tour and she didn’t want Carey to be lonely.
  • Pink decided she wanted little Pinkies, Carey decided not so much.
  • Pink is busy with her career.
  • Carey is busy with his career.
  • Pink and Carey decided they were just too busy to be married to each other.
  • Pink and Carey decided to get a divorce.
  • Pink and Carey are “best friends” and the love of each other’s lives and they talk “all the time”.

Um…HELLO?  If someone is the love of your life and you talk all the time and you’re already married…why bother getting a divorce?  Or if you’re going to not take the time to work at your marriage and blame it on “I’m just too busy,” why bother to get married in the first place?  And since when does “too busy” count as a reason to dissolve the marital bonds?

Marriage is like a tattoo.  Once you get it, even if you get it removed, even if you can’t see it, it’s always there.  Unless, of course, you just don’t bother to pay attention.  After all, what’s a few marriage scars between best friends?

Posted by k
Filed under: Divorce, Pink, Um...HELLO?, You Can't Fix Stupid

2 Comments »

  1. I think had they reversed the order of your list, they might have had a chance. Oh well, it just supports my theory that young people are dumb and that goes double for LaLa land.

    Comment by D — March 5, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

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  3. Speaking the truth!! If I were married I’m not gonna divorce the love of my life because I’m too busy wtf??? I’m only 21 and even I know that’s dumb. Cummon people. It just proves that celebrities are just here to look good for us and they’re good for not much more.

    Comment by Serena — March 13, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

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