That being said, I’m no fan of Heather Mills. Her “Oh, poor me, I don’t have a leg and I do charity work!” thing is annoying as hell. Yes, Heather, you’re missing a leg. What does it have to do with your divorce? I must admit, I’m stumped! (Pun intended, and yes, I stole the joke from a comedian I saw on television just last night.)

Heather Mills now has fifty million dollars, but she thinks her daughter has to go second class? Why? Isn’t fifty million dollars enough to make up the difference between first class and second class? Or is that money all for Heather and none of it for Beatrice? What gives?

I never understood what Paul saw in this woman, and I still don’t. If she fell off the face of the planet, I’m sure that some people would miss her, but the environment would improve because there would be so much less HOT AIR.

And Paul, next time, listen to your advisors and GET THE PRENUP!