GlossLip » Scientology Set To Music, Let The Sound Wash Over You. No Seriously, Let It.

03/17/2008 (7:46 pm)

Scientology Set To Music, Let The Sound Wash Over You. No Seriously, Let It.

I honestly don’t even know what to make of this. Like everything that comes out of RTC and presented to the world as Scientology, this is both disturbing AND funny.

How do they do that? It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy. You are entertained for sure, but then you are deeply saddened.

Creating new realities and distorting what we call music.

Posted by D
Filed under: Scientology, Weirdos

39 Comments »

Great find mitsu too!!! Absolutely hilarious! Crazy Frank Stallone singing about evil psychologists… ROTFL!
I guess OT powers don’t help much with musical abilities.

Comment by liz — March 17, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-ROAD-TO-FREEDOM-L-Ron-Hubbard-1986-cassette_W0QQitemZ220206683448QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1600QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem

please buy it. Please but it and make it available to all of us!

Comment by IsaySatanwithalisp — March 17, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

“We’re sorry, this video is no longer available.”

Comment by David — March 17, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

Never mind…its working now.

Comment by David — March 17, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

One of the songs was composed by Chick Corea? When did he bail on the rest of us?

Comment by the commentator — March 17, 2008 @ 9:25 pm

I like it, but of course I’ve spent 162 hours in scientology auditing.

AND ITS NOT A CULT. $cientology earns my money…our money I mean

Comment by dougie — March 17, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

Right about here.

Comment by k — March 17, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

I sense a new Broadway Musical coming our way.

Comment by Uber Pants — March 17, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

My ears my ears, they’re bleeding!
Can I sue them for extreme emotional distress?

Comment by flash321 — March 17, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

I recommend Googling “Arp Cola” if you want a Hubbard-related laugh.

Comment by AF — March 17, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

Oh Noes! Available for sale here.

http://scncatalog.scientology.net/OA_HTML/ibeCCtpItmDspRte.jsp?section=10381&item=1675

Comment by chewy — March 17, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

ROFLMAO
At first I thought this was a joke, and it was so-so-funny. Then I realized…
(sorry, laughing to hard, have to compose myself)
That this was REAL LOL I mean, WOW!
How did I miss THIS gem?!?!

I would cut off my left thetan to have this baby on vinyl with the extra fold out album art.
Thanks, as if the Tom Cruise Birthday Video Re-Edit wasn’t enough comedy for a lifetime.

Comment by anon1376 — March 17, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

Here is a little ditty from Doug E Fresh
http://weregoingup.ytmnd.com/

Both creepy and funny

Chorus:

“We’re going up while the world goes down
We wear a smile while the world wears a frown
While other things die we are very alive
So why not join us and survive?”

Lyrics here
http://joyofcreating.net/lyrics/doug2.htm

Comment by Maxwellsmart — March 17, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

*speaking of Creepy Scimusic (as Doug E. Fresh is a Scientologist)

Comment by Maxwellsmart — March 17, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

Glosslip continually talks as its paycheck comes out of big phara’s pocket. It is big phara’s money, surely you must be aware, that pays for the anti-scientology bandwidth, threatening phone calls, DDoS attacks, etc. Scientology has caused Big Phara some difficulty. These school shootings, drug programs for school children and so on, they would be swept under the public radar if Scientology weren’t exposing the Big Phara connection.

Comment by Terryeo — March 18, 2008 @ 12:00 am

LOL Terryeo, it’s not big pharma, it’s the tinfoil industry in conjunction with the Furluminati who pay our bills.

Comment by Bob Evans — March 18, 2008 @ 12:44 am

What was that terryeo? I was too busy doing a few lines of prozac and ritalin to get that…

Ah, yes, the “Big Pharma Conspiracy” (insert dramatic music here)

I’m sorry that the Grand Poobah Squirrel of your religion decided to pick a fight with a peer-reviewed science-based medical industry that helps millions of people, and declared that they want to “obliterate it” globally. I’m sorry that they violate their tax-exempt status with political lobbying in pursuing that effort (and we have the email chains to prove it!)

But when you guys try to do all that, and only suggest your non-peer-reviewed pseudo-science quackery as an alternative…welp, you dug your own hole there.

BTW, there are no Big Pharma paychecks for Anonymous. There is no German Secret Service backing. The Marcabian 4th or 5th Invasion Fleet is not distributing mind control tech via the internet. Your fellow OSA goons DID get laughed out of YouTube of all places, however, so I guess thats why you wanted to open your own propaganda video central where you can’t get banned. Probably. I’ll only allow you guys so many competency points on credit.

Do you want to end the bad rep the corporation doing business as the Church of Scientology is getting? Hold your Secret Squirrel leader accountable for his actions. Ask the difficult questions of why dear old LRon is disappearing from scientology, why there are new editions of Basics suddenly appearing, why the super power building cannot get finished in a decade when a 10 story office building near me just got finished in 4 months.

Take back your religious institutions….or failing that, make new ones. Its not an overt if the CoS central command is already out-ethics.

Comment by David — March 18, 2008 @ 12:57 am

lulz. (I’m sorry but Terryeo’s comment corrupted my lol.)

Comment by anonandon — March 18, 2008 @ 2:50 am

It took exactly 15 comments before the anti psych arguement was inserted into this commentary. You guys are slowing down. SInce you do not disoute the music cd me thinks that this is another credible leak. And Terreyeo where you been buddy? We missed you.

Comment by Mitsu Too — March 18, 2008 @ 5:47 am

Ok this is my gem for today. Found this in several places notably on Wog Blog on Xenutv and on Clambake Board and poster vongole provide a direct link to this guys blog. Apparently the Co$ fair game policy is still alive and well and now plain by standers are being targeted. Not sure if this is one of the guys listed in the injunctions but looks to me that another member of the “audience” has been pushed into the fray(sp?)by Co$. Enjoy.
http://blackfish.biz/allen/?p=246
Magoo stated to OSA “you are creating your own enemies”. Guess she’s right.

Comment by Mitsu Too — March 18, 2008 @ 6:52 am

“Big Phara?” WTH is big phara, terreo? Finger thetans giving you trouble lately? Or are you truly that uneducated? I notice you consistently misspell “Pharma” throughout your post, and you use the word frequently.

Feelin a little enturbulated there, terry? Take a chill pill. Really. You’re a bit inarticulate today.

Comment by Imominous — March 18, 2008 @ 7:12 am

Wow, Terryeo, you mean the pharmaceutical industry will pay me big money for blogging against Scientology??? Awesome!!! Where do I sign up?? Hey “Big Pharma”, pick me! Pick me!

I’d like my corvette to be a red one, please.

Comment by deely-bopper — March 18, 2008 @ 7:35 am

Even Dougie Fresh can’t make Scientology sound cool.

I was thinking about this last night, all religions have their own spiritual music, but rarely does it come across as so contrived, disingenuous, cheesy and utterly devoid of melody and tunefulness.

This is an affront to anyone with ears.

Comment by D — March 18, 2008 @ 7:43 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Freedom

This album was released in 1986.

There is so much about this recording that is just wrong! The ‘enhancement’ on Hubbard’s voice is the stuff of nightmares.

I think Stanely Clarke got suckered into playing on it, too.

Comment by maggie — March 18, 2008 @ 7:48 am

Terreyo!!! You’re out of RPF/lower conditions!

Finally! dude, I missed you. Thanks for opening with an epic anti-psych post *archives into lulz.doc*. It really made me smile - as usual. I’ve been net hunting you for ages to find out where you’d gone but to no avail until you posted here today.

Seriously, where the hell did you go?

- Body thetans
- David Miscavidge squirrels tech
- Scientology still practices disconnection
- Fair game is still alive and well as noted above
- Dissent is growing in the church. Anonymous now has almost 100 documented informants inside the church.
- CCHR & The SeaOrg violate not only child labour laws but also human rights

Ps. When am I getting paid? It was supposed to be weeks ago! Only the freemasons have come through for me so far. Any other anon having trouble with pharma and the marcab 5th fleet? My transponder to the Long Felix Familiarus doesn’t work anymore?

Comment by Jukka — March 18, 2008 @ 10:37 am

Also, good article as always Dawn. I have been made a celebrity gossip reader thanks to your excellent site

Comment by Jukka — March 18, 2008 @ 10:38 am

@Jukka

5th Fleet? Those bastards signed my check “Fif Fleet” and now my local liquor/gun/psychotropics store won’t cash it.

Comment by Anon, Anon, My Boyfriend's Back! — March 18, 2008 @ 11:14 am

Since the big pharmaceutical companies are flipping the bill I would like to bid on DM’s mansion. Also I would like all his Sea Org slaves..oops recruits as my own personal servants. After hearing what Scilons consider music?? I am not sure if I will be able to do things for myself again.

Keep up the good job D.

Comment by truthseeker — March 18, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

Mabye that’s the COS new plan to gather followers, a musical so bad one would NEED auditing in order to remove the memory of ever having heard or seen it!

Comment by Leland — March 18, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

You know what is really sad is that scientologist probably all have been made to buy this cd. I’d rather listen to Barney the dinosaur ( I luv you, you luv me…). I laughed so hard I nearly puked. Then I had to go take a shower to wash off all the space cooties ooops I mean thetans off. K thanks for the Chick Corea link. I can’t beleive he called L. Ron Hubbard a “true renaissance man”. C’MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN. Viggo Mortenson yeah, LRH no way in Tegeeak or any other planet in this universe….or maybe gaLAXie.

Comment by Mitsu Too — March 18, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

It is big phara’s money, surely you must be aware, that pays for the anti-scientology bandwidth, threatening phone calls, DDoS attacks, etc.

You mean Pharma? Well damn, like everyone else said, if they’re paying us, they sure are late!

I mean sure, bandwidth, random prank phone calls, and the long-abandoned(and technically legal) DDoS flow may be free, but where can I sign up if they’re gonna pay me for this?

Comment by Dio Brando — March 18, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

The music of that one is yet “better” than L.Ron’s “musics”.
That means, one can support it for some few minutes before destroying the DVD!
I’ve elron’s musics since decades now, and under that, I can’t imagine worse .

I fear that a lot of people listening such leave immediately the cult!

Comment by roger gonnet — March 19, 2008 @ 3:25 am

Ok that was really bad.

And Terreyo, FLUNK, go back, get comfortable with it, try again.

Comment by anonv2.0 — March 19, 2008 @ 7:52 am

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Hey Terryeo

With all the money and supposive increadible abilities of scientology and scientology based technology to cure society’s ills (ie narconon, criminon) why can’t any scienologist or scientology webpage produce one single independent study that justifies CoS claims??????????????????????????

All I’ve read is scientologists writing about how great scientology is. Oh and plse discuss the ethical arguement that one’s own claims is a justification for those claims…

Comment by Neo — March 20, 2008 @ 10:43 am

Glosslip research capabilities, as usual: F

Selling a YTMND slide as Scientology material is your type of nuts, Dawn, but far away from the truth. As you know.

Comment by Lu — March 20, 2008 @ 11:38 am

Lu, It’s YOUR research abilities I call into question when your only source of information comes from upper level scientologists and scientology sites. You are blatantly and willingly unaware of the actions of the very organization you belong to.

Comment by liz — March 20, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

Okay keeping on the subject of music I found this little gem on You Tube and it is interesting to note it was originally posted in February of 2007. This is pretty creative but for those of the older generations you may want to be forwarned that the end part is QUITE LOUD. So turn down your hearing aids. LOL. Once again it is a little informative, entertaining and makes us aware that this battle has been brewing for a while. I can’t help but think that maybe Tom Cruise is the real leader of Anonymous for he may have singlehandedly done more to get people looking more closely at the CoS in the last 4 years than any other person thus far. NOW that would be the best undercover M.I. operation ever.

Comment by Mitsu Too — March 20, 2008 @ 7:52 pm