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03/19/2008 (9:55 pm)

Real Sex In A Real City? Kristin Davis Nude Photo Scandal

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There are images circulating which show a lovely brunette naked and engaged in various sex acts from artistic angles who looks vaguely like a famous actress. Or to put it another way, some chick with brown hair, who may or may not be Kristen Davis aka Charlotte from Sex In The City (and Melrose Place before that) allowed her picture to be taken while she was taking it.

Before we get into the specifics of the aforementioned photos, the first thing that struck me is why on earth would a famous woman allow herself to be photographed in the nude, with penises near her vajayjay or her face? I mean isn’t that the sort of cardinal sin any self-respecting actress would never commit? Sure Paris Hilton would, or Lindsay Lohan, or porn stars (wait are Paris and Lindsay porn stars? nevermind), but not sweet, innocent Kristin Davis!

Well, yes, even sweet girls like to be naughty and apparently having yourself photographed while doing the nasty is like, totally hot. Or something.

Kristin has denied the photos are hers
, and since the angles are such that we can’t get a straight shot of her, then really it’s her word against the totally creepy scumbag who leaked the photos to the press. Did I mention that was a really scummy and creepy thing to do? What does this say about society when you can’t pick up some random dude, have unprotected sex with him, allow him to take pictures of you while having unprotected sex, and trust said guy to not leak these pictures on the eve of your first major film debut?

I guess it says we like naked pics of celebs, that’s what. So without further ado, some naked pics after the jump. NSFW

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Since we are a classy site, I cut off below the waist because while breasts are one thing, like food for babies, vajajays are another. There are plenty of sites who have the pics, just google it if you really need to see them that bad.

I personally feel bad for poor Kristin ( and yes I feel she is the one in the pic) and TMZ has the back story to it if you are still interested. The good news, those look like real breasts and very pretty ones at that.

UPDATE: Pics were not taken with random dude, but rather a creepy, scummy, vindictive ex-boyfriend *who claims they were stolen*. Creepy guy = Eric Stapelman.

Posted by D
Filed under: Sex And The City, WTF?, Weirdos, You Can't Fix Stupid, Zexytime

7 Comments

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  3. She can deny all she wants, but the girl in the pictures are Kristen. No doubt! You can totally see her face.

    Comment by D-Bomb — March 20, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

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  7. But why do they think we care what they look like or do nekid? Didn’t anyone see the Seinfeld naked episode? Dealing with one’s OWN nudity is enough of a chore, let alone seeing someone else. Everyone sucks wieners (mostly), so, why are her pics any more exciting than anyone else’s? Boring boobs and wiener pics=boring. Maybe the people who get so excited about this and must pass it on see this as their only opportunity to see boobs and wieners??? ((shrugs))

    Comment by anonv2.0 — March 20, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

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  9. Boobs and wieners are important because we live in a sexually repressed society. I imagine people in Europe don’t much care about this sort of thing, because nudity isn’t such a big deal there and is censored far less.

    We are a weird, hung up culture.

    I do like boobs and wieners though, I just don’t need to see everybody elses.

    Comment by D — March 20, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

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  11. Note to self *destroy all nekid pictures prior to any breakup.*

    Comment by anonv2.0 — March 20, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

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  13. It’s HERE – Kristin Davis sex scandal…
    blowjob movie and fully naked private shots!!!
    http://www.kristin-davis-nude.com

    Comment by Serg — March 21, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

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