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03/19/2008 (6:05 pm)

Winona Ryder Doesn’t Know How The Makeup That She Didn’t Pay For Got Where It Wasn’t Supposed To Be

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You would have thought experience would be the best teacher, but perhaps not.  According to the National Enquirer (yeah, I know, ugh), Little Miss Stickyfingers Girl was in a predicament when she was interrupted with makeup that she hadn’t paid for:

Now in a new incident, according to America’s National Enquirer magazine, the Girl Interrupted star recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases.

According to the publication, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.

A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.

“When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.”

And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.”

The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”

Yeah, that’s what they all say.  I don’t know how the Cadbury Egg that I ate earlier got into my stomach, either.

As you may recall, Winona went through a trial back in 2002, when she was convicted of swiping $6000 worth of merchandise from Saks Fifth Avenue.  She was put on three years’ probation and had to perform 480 hours of community service.

She’s lucky they let her go, although the store may have a policy where shoplifted items under a certain dollar amount are not prosecuted (I don’t know if that is the case, I am just guessing).  Regardless, this news certainly won’t help her already lackluster career.

The above photo is from her latest movie, The Ten, where she is playing a character who falls for, and has sex with, a ventriloquist’s dummy.  Yes, a puppet.  Yes, I’m serious.  No, the working title was not Pinocchio Pokes Pittsburgh.

Posted by k
Filed under: Big Dummies, Crimes and Punishment, Winona Ryder

5 Comments

  1. One min your trumpeting the horror stories of ex-Scientologists to increase awareness, the next min you are citing The National Enquirer as a reliable source. I’m confused.

    Comment by Jason | GetYourOJ.com — March 19, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

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  3. *you’re

    (how embarrasing)

    Comment by Jason | GetYourOJ.com — March 19, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

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  5. Jason, there are two writers on this site, we cover a broad spectrum of topics, including current events, celebs and Scientology.

    As far as quoting the National Enquirer they are a page rank 6, same as Scientology.org’s site, to me that makes them as credible as anyone.

    Ever read Gawker? Radar? BC Magazine? People? Newsweek?

    We are like them, only smaller and underfunded.

    Comment by D — March 19, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

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  7. - and on the whole better written:)

    Comment by ebayer — March 19, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

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  9. Jason….Go find another site to pick on. The authors and regular readers don’t need your negativity. Nor will we tolerate it.

    Comment by D-Bomb — March 19, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

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