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03/21/2008 (12:23 pm)

Paris Hilton + Orphans = Photo Op

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There’s something unholy about a Paris Hilton caressing South African orphans.

Not only because she is a diseased attention-whore, but also because she has a history of being a bigoted racist who has been video-taped screwing people on films and wharfing lines of coke the size of a center-divider on the freeway.

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Clearly a sense of shame is not something Paris possesses, because she used a visit to South Africa to pimp herself out as some kind of good samaritan. I suppose it’s possible the administrators of the South African orphanage where Paris visited where unaware of her legendary whorishness, but we here in the States, where stories of Paris are usually accompanied with mugshots, bare vaginas and penises, are not buying it.

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At least Glosslip’s not buying it. Do not be fooled by the beautiful faces of these children, Paris is still all about Paris.

mycokefest.jpgParis was in South Africa with her boyfriend of the moment, Good Charlotte’s Bengi Madden (brother of Nicole Ritchie’s baby-daddy Joel Madden) where they will be performing in Johannesburg, at the aptly titled My Coke Fest. Seriously, who came up with that title? Some marketing reject? Paris and My Coke Fest? Sounds like any weekend at casa de Hilton. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

story via dlisted.com

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Paris Hilton

4 Comments »

  1. why is there a “get the facts” scientology channel logo on your website..ICK didn’t click.

    Comment by anonv2.0 — March 21, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

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  3. Whether her trip was well intentioned,or if was just for publicity, her track record speaks for itself. She has never done anything out of the kindness of her heart to help anyone. The only person Paris truly cares about is Paris.

    Comment by D-Bomb — March 21, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

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  5. Sometimes the jokes are too easy, like Paris.

    It’s good to see you branching out and slapping around useless whores again, D.

    Comment by Josh Hathaway — March 21, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

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  7. if it wasn’t for the fact that good charlotte is touring south africa, paris wouldn’t even be there lolz. she’s such a joke, oh man.

    Comment by katie — March 21, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

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