What Has Priscilla Presley Done To Her Face?!?
Cilla, what is going on? Somewhere, Elvis is turning over in his grave at the sight of his Cilla’s face looking like The Joker. She’s had an affinity for plastic surgery for years, but it seems that a while back she got more than she bargained for. Turns out that the botox injections she received a few years ago weren’t botox at all, but low-grade silicone similar to what they use for lubricating car parts:
Priscilla, whose face looks … strange on “Dancing with the Stars,” went to Dr. Daniel Serrano around 2003. Serrano was a good-looking doc from Argentina who hooked into Hollywood’s social A-list and started giving them what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox.
In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. Shawn King has said the injections created a lump in her lip that made it difficult to speak and drink liquids. Serrano charged between $300 and $500 a pop.
But wait, it gets worse. Serrano wasn’t even a licensed doc in the U.S. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected.
Serrano, who was nicknamed Dr. Jiffy Lube, was indicted by the Feds for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He was convicted, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported.
BTW, Diane Richie was also indicted as an accomplice. She pled out and was placed on probation.
As for Priscilla — who had no idea she was being injected with silicone — we’re told she’s undergoing corrective work.
Does LRH know about this?
Seriously…whatever happened to growing old gracefully? Girlfriend is sixty-one years old. I’m not an ageist, I’m all for keeping up with fashion and I don’t think we automatically need to start wearing polyester pants and SAS shoes once we hit a “certain age”, but come on…there’s having a little fun, and then there’s…this. This…is just creepy. A little work is one thing, but she’s completely altered her face to where she’s unrecognizable. Her face no longer looks alluring or even pretty.
Sexy is not an age, but this is not sexy. This is scary.
Besides…there’s just something about seeing meemaw slithering along the floor looking like this that just isn’t right on so many levels.
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Good thing that $cientology can help with that sort of thing.
In fact, they’re the only one’s that can help.
So just give it time, a little Purification rundown and she’ll be good as new.
Comment by marcab — March 27, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Two Words: Face Thetans.
Comment by David — March 27, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
Seriously, what is the COS stance on things like Botox and plastic surgery?
Comment by k — March 27, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
She’s disfigured herself. Does she think no one notices that her face doesn’t look human. Its all anyone thinks about when they see her. I wonder if she knows. Oh well, one more koo koo Scientologist doing something koo koo.
Comment by Anonymous — March 27, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
A few years back, on Oprah with Lisa Marie, I looked at her and said WTF? Her lips were so puffed up she could barely speak. And she hasn’t improved any since then.
BTW, it was the first time I’d watched Oprah in years and I haven’t tuned in since. God, I can’t stand that woman.
Comment by Joanie — March 29, 2008 @ 12:21 am