Artie Lange Fight With Asst. Teddy, Audio From Howard Stern Sirius Show
As per an earlier article about the Howard Stern on-air resignation from Artie Lange, now with audio, thanks to a commenter.
04/10/2008 (1:59 pm)
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Artie should press charges against teddy for stealing his money. Teddy is a cheap SOB. The iron shiek should put that $#@ in a camel clutch until his back breaks. Artie, your the best.
Comment by anthony — April 10, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
Howard Stern needs to grow some balls!
Comment by SlickRick — April 10, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
The fat slob is an ignorant bully who will fade away quicker than last summer’s suntan now that he’s gone. Being occasionally funny won’t make it without the show behind him and his 15 minutes are OVER. So long, tough guy.
Comment by Jim Harris — April 10, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
Artie should be fired. He’s an out of control addict. It’s only a matter of time until hes dead or in jail. He’s the Naomi Campbell of comedy.
Comment by Bubba — April 10, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
Artie is a disgusting a*hole. I’m glad he walked off the show. He’s a useless being who got lucky by landing on the Howard Stern show.
Artie actually said that Teddy made his reputation bad. Classic addict talk. Artie made Artie’s reputation bad.
Howard Stern is a wimp for not rebroadcasting the April 10th Show.
So, thank-you thank-you for posting it here. You’re the best.
Comment by skimoneylove — April 10, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
you fat fucking fuck
Comment by ray — April 10, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
Artie you are the best…..but you got problems. Get some help, we love you.
Howard, u are such a pussy for not replaying the broadcast. That is what we pay for you big pussy. You lost a lot of respect today.
Comment by PhillyP — April 10, 2008 @ 9:27 pm
Artie is out of control. There’s no place for that crap on the show. There are tons of people that would die for that job and would be just as funny. Get rid of that ungrateful, psycho addict.
Comment by Todd — April 10, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
I agree with this comment. This was bullshit what Howard did today.
“Howard, u are such a pussy for not replaying the broadcast. That is what we pay for you big pussy. You lost a lot of respect today.”
Mike
Comment by Mike R — April 10, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
Howard is a douche bag. He acts innocent, but he definitely kept that argument going. He should be a man and admit that the fight was atleast partially his fault instead of acting high and mighty like he didn’t instigate it. He’s a manipulater.
And Artie is a loose cannon. You don’t talk down to people like that. Fire him, but don’t embarrass him on national tv.
Comment by Brian — April 11, 2008 @ 1:57 am
Artie is a closet homo and thats why anger, drugs, and comedy are a part of his life…
Comment by Jack Mayhoffer — April 11, 2008 @ 2:40 am
Artie f___ up! he’s a low life junkie trying to make it in the real world! get ready world for another belushi wanna be dying from a over dose and withering in his own self pity
Comment by zeus — April 11, 2008 @ 8:33 am
Howie is in complete denial. He has instigated fights for 28 years and is now surprised a fight occurred. I lost a ton of respect for him yesterday!!!!
Comment by nate — April 11, 2008 @ 8:54 am
Artie should have been fired long ago. He really doesn’t seem to want to be there anyway. He sleeps through the show and barely shows any interest in what is going on. The only way he thinks he can be funny is by eating like a pig. The Stern show will be better off without him. With that said, someone should really help Artie. Although I personally don’t like him, he needs help before he hurts himself or someone else. I really don’t want to see that happen.
Comment by Traci — April 11, 2008 @ 9:56 am
Artie makes the Stern show what it is! I don’t know if I’ll listen to a show without Artie. I certainly won’t enjoy it as much. I hope he comes back after the break.
Comment by Melarad — April 11, 2008 @ 11:43 am
What’s ridiculous about this is how Artie blames everyone else but himself for what happened. In the Playboy interview, it’s the same thing. Somebody always riles him up, somebody always gets his goat, somebody else always is to blame. Artie’s lack of personal responsibility is right up there with a sociopath.
And what is it with these Hollywood fucks and their “assistants” anyways? I thought slavery was over.
Comment by Jordan — April 11, 2008 @ 11:44 am
waaaa waaaa ,WAAAAAAAAA! Poor artie,dego temper an stern is feuling the fire….it like saying benji isn’t going to do something stupid…he will an stern will feul that fire too!
Comment by mose — April 11, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
I’ve been listening to the Stern show for years…Artie has been crying and annoying people, constantly threatening to leave the show (need I remind you of the whole “movie” incident where he couldn’t do Beer League and the Stern show at the same time. Artie is nothing but a loud mouthed, drug crazed booze hound with very little talent for public radio. FUCK YOU ARTIE!!!!
Comment by daryl — April 11, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
You know, the sadly ironic part of this whole story is that I suspect that Stern kept Artie on the show for the very same reason Artie claimed to keep his assistant on the show…
Comment by daryl — April 11, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
artie is a fucked up mess, hi pitch mike must feel vindicated. I used to like artie and wanted to see him at the clubs, but now I could care less if he returned.
Comment by mark — April 11, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Artie is a piece of shit cunt.
Comment by Rich Noggin — April 11, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Jack M. is right on. Artie is has a thing for Teddy and can’t accept it. With all that emotion it has to be a lovers quarrel. Anyone else would just terminate the business arrangement if it was not working.
Comment by Rodger — April 11, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
Artie is such a spoiled prima donna c*nt p*ssy m*therf*cker that it would put him out so bad to reproduce the passport for the assistant? Who the f*ck does he think he is, Bush?
Comment by Terry — April 11, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Artie will be dead in 5 years or less. He’s an addicted drug user who will always use and deny to the world that he is plus he eats like shit. Only reason he’s on the show is because Howard and the fans love that he’s such a fuck up. His storys are funny cause he’s a train wreck. But he’s become so arrogant since being on the show, like he honestly feels he’s better than other people. He’s a depressed, low life drug user with bad eating habits which will eventually catch up to him. He lost the 1 chick he loved because he was a fucking asshole now she doesnt want him back. WAAAAAAA…DANA!! hey Artie, I’m gonna fuck her, i have a better chance than you do you fat fuck cause she wants nothing to do with you…WAAAAAAA!!!
Comment by Mike — April 11, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Bullshit move by Howard for not replaying show. We already have to deal with the creeping-up of more and more commmercials each hour, then Fridays off and now no replay of one of the best shows ever.
Artie was totally wrong and has major issues with gays and money. I think he was hopped-up on something because his paranoia came through loud and clear.
Artie has to go just like AJ Benza. Artie has more than one instance and will do it again.
Comment by John — April 11, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
artie, you sick fuck. i love it.
Comment by riz — April 11, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Artie is out of control, granted, but everybody gets pissed off sometimes. He is great for the show and FUNNY. Everyone should chill out & let this shit blow over….. you guys are the assholes.
Comment by aboogliahddadah — April 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
I can’t believe Howard wouldn’t replay the 4/10 show. What a coward, Howard! And Artie should have been canned long ago. Again, it’s Howard’s cowardice that kept this dysfunctional excuse for a human being on the show - falling asleep, stuffing his face, and barely contributing to the show. Howard needs to clean up his staff and begin to focus on producing more than phony phone calls. Where are the bits I loved like ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and ‘Black Jeopardy’? The show is suffering from Howard’s lack of leadership.
Comment by BigDeb — April 11, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
Artie Martling, nuff said
Comment by LongLostFan — April 11, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
Artie, i’ll kick your ass right now you greasy fucking dego bastard! go have a jack and coke, cola that is! and chill out!
Comment by LongLostFan — April 11, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Artie, you’re gay if you can’t kick the ass of some dude named Teddy
hahahaahha you’re a FAGGOT! P.S. How’s Dana doing? Some other dude is root deep in her right now!
Comment by LongLostFan — April 11, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
Howard Stern hasn’t been funny since the early 90s. He should retire.
Comment by TM — April 11, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
Artie you should have bent teddy over pulled down his pants tried to find your dick under your fat roll slap your dick hard with your passport slip it in teddy beating him with your passport. Howard can hire me to repo0rt blow by blow Arties’ and Teddys’ trip to Amsterdam.
Comment by memx — April 11, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
howard is a hugh pussy for not replaying this. now i have to be a dick and search the net for it like the ashole who dont pay for sirius.bad news howard. bye bye artie welcome home jackie!
Comment by chris — April 11, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Howard, you are a fucken pussy. Artie should be able to vent as any human being should be able to do after having his money stolen. You howar should keep your fucken mouth shut and not instigate emotions which you feel are going to better your ratings. Stay out of other peoples personal buisness you big nose Jew bastard.
Comment by DeWayne — April 11, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
Forget the fight and the aftermath. I believe the bigger question is why this show was never repeated on Howard 100 the rest of the day? Word was spreading like wildfire about what had just happened, yet at the noon replay they repeated the Monday April 7th show. Howard the hypocrite pulls the show? You can just hear him if this incident had happened on anybody else’s show. Howard would playing the clips throughout the day saying,†That’s great radio, that’s great TV. I would run that 24 hours a day!†Well I’m sure this episode will NEVER make it to HowardTV,and you will never hear this radio broadcast replayed again! THE REVELOUTION HAS BEGUN!? NO MORE BULLSHIT!? Yeah,right.
HEY HOWARD, STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TREAT YOUR PAYING FANS WITH AN OUNCE OF RESPECT! IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO REPLAY THE SHOW, HOW ABOUT AN EXPLANATION?!? YOU OWE US,YOUR PAYING SUBSCRIBERS AT LEAST THAT! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO, WE’LL ALL HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK FOR THAT! CAN ANYONE IMAGINE WHAT HOWARD WOULD SAY TO ALL THIS IF THIS HAD HAPPENED TO IMUS, OR OPIE AND ANTHONY?!?
As for Artie, I can take him or leave him. High Pitch Mike may be a whining punk, but Artie is a big,(and perhaps the biggest) whining baby I’ve ever heard! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I have to get up early and work 4 1/2 hours, 4 days a week! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I cant deal with my personal issues! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I’m too fat! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! To paraphrase Joe Pesci from Raging Bull, “You wanna lose weight? Then stop eatin’,you fat fuck!†Words to live by.
Hey Artie! Jackie lost his job because he wanted more money! You just threw it down the toilet! Who’s the bigger asshole? Good luck six months from now, opening for Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, Missouri!
Comment by buddha — April 11, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
Howard’s show ended when Jackie left. Him and Fred and that phony laugh, stuck up Robin are no talent losers. Jackie was the Howard Stern show. I predicted this with Artie years ago. Not funny, never funny. The show is finally fading into the sunset. I have Sirius and don’t even listen to him any more. DONE!!!!
Comment by fudgie — April 11, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
let’s face it, it’s quite possible that Teddy is ripping Artie off…it wouldn’t be the first time that an “assistant” embezzled money; Teddy has enough money problems that a 45K part time job (with all expenses paid, I’m sure) has to borrow 8K off his boss. Sorry, but it smells bad and Artie probably has suspicions that are well founded. Artie is annoyed that Teddy obviously doesn’t appreciate his job, doesn’t appreciate the loan and doesn’t realize that plenty of people would be Artie’s inefficient assistant for free. I hope Artie comes back and Howard is correct in not replaying the show. Artie’s emotional health is more important than any dumb replay.
Comment by Peggy A — April 11, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
Thanks to the more articulate and measured responses. All this name-calling is counter-productive and to be honest, quite offensive to the eyes and ears. Let’s hope it’s died down some, and please exercise some decorum in our language. We aren’t prudes, but we aren’t striving for and X-rating either.
Thanks!
Comment by D — April 11, 2008 @ 8:07 pm
Straighten up and come back Arturo!!!! Stop feeling compassionate for everyone and remember… business is business!
Jerz Rep!
Comment by Jerz Mike — April 11, 2008 @ 8:15 pm
High Pitch Mike must be lovin this sh*t right now! Hahahahaha. Fu*k Teddy but Artie has the same immature problem solving skills as teddy. He’s loosin it!
Comment by Tim — April 11, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
We love the show BUT! it would not be the same. We love Artie. Howard, do NOT let him get away! Artie makes the show these days. You guys should have let him beat the shit out of Teddy. he shouldn’t have been talking back to Artie like that on the fucking air. I just paid for another year because of ARTIE! get his fat lovable ass back in there.
Comment by Larry M — April 11, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
Artie is funny but this is BS and he will be back. Although his always bragging about giving everyone money sucks and at least I won’t have to hear about what a big hero he is to his friends. Who cares, do you give money to people so you can brag about it every time you get a chance on the show and use it as a prop (?) its low class.
Comment by Asleep — April 11, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
I’m pretty surprised about this. I don’t think Howard should tolerate shit like this.
I say toss his ass off the show. He doesn’t add much anyways. When he’s gone I don’t even notice.
Comment by Ryan — April 11, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Help save Artie from his own demise!!!
http://www.saveartie.com
He’s never going to make it back alive!
Comment by Artie Fan — April 11, 2008 @ 11:08 pm
Artie is a fat faggot and hopefully he will die of a heart attack soon!! Piece of shit Artie…Howard can TALK about anything he wants you fat piece of shit…it’s HIS SHOW ASSHOLE!!! Go fuck your mom…
Comment by Patrickredeyes — April 12, 2008 @ 1:41 am
Everybody chill out. This was a fantastic show. Real, exciting, depressing and disturbing, all at the same time. What did we learn? Artie needs counseling…. duh…. who doesn’t know that. Thats what Dana was saying. Half the celebrities in Hollywood behave just like Artie, but Artie happens to be on the Stern Show so everyone gets to witness his meltdowns. For the next show, just strap the big gorilla down like King Kong and let the show go on. The Howard Stern Show…. still the best entertainment around!
Comment by T-Marzz — April 12, 2008 @ 4:03 am
Artie is gonna punk these fools just like he did his girlfriend. Too bad there’s not an ex-boss revenge site, or maybe there is. If you haven’t seen his chick punked yet, http://www.seemyexgirlfriend.com - LOL!
Go Artie!
Comment by Timmy K — April 12, 2008 @ 7:03 pm
I get sooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed with the stupidity of dumb fucks who actually think Artie will or CAN come back. I hate that kind of stupidity. If you think that, you really ar a moron.
I have hated Artie for years. The arrogance. He is the fat drunk fuck in high school that makes people laugh by eating and getting high. He’s the fat fuck in high school that got a one in a million lucky shot, while the rest are doing construction or driving trucks; more than 16 hour work weeks. The thought of that fuck getting his ass kissed and getting all that money is sick.
Howard. The man of the people! What waas that fist logo about? I am also glad you are exposed as what you are. An elitist who has no conception of the real world.
And Howard, you dumb fuck, as if no-one told you, subutex is not for when you feel like getting high. It’s for withdrawal symptoms, which means that everytime Artie took it, he has gotten high on heroin or something like that within the last twelve hours or so.
Well, what comes up, must come down. I wouldn’t trade exposingf the phony I am for $500,000,000. Enjoy your money, Howard. Buy a real expensive chess set.
Class action lawsuit to get every penny back that you ever paid for Sirius if you got it for Stern. False advertising! NO CENSORSHIP. Imagine how he’d laugh if any other show didn’t replay a show.
Should’ve listenbed to Dylan more: “You never understood/It ain’t no good/You shouldn’t let other people/Get their kicks for you…” A career of making fun of “retards,” of giving homeless people money to laugh at how they waste it (not to mention someone could kill them, they know where they are from the show, using porn stars and prostitutes, most whose lives are so beaten, broken and sad, that the last thing they need is ride a Sybian on Stern. And you think people like Scott The Engineer don’t wish for lottery win so they can tell you to fuck yourself. What a disgusting way to become a near billionaire. What you reap, so shall you sow.
And Howard, Beth will want a baby soon after you’re married. That’s another thing I am waiting for. Howard. LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER!!!!!! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
Comment by bob — April 15, 2008 @ 2:44 pm