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04/13/2008 (10:18 pm)

Fraudulent Claims By The Church Of Scientology – Video

Unbelievable.

Posted by D
Filed under: Anonymous, Scientology

18 Comments

  1. What the fuck is this, Dawn? Are you saying that this is a scientology made video? or just that the words are from LRH? I am confused! And further, no the brain is not just a shock absorber, that is really DUMB! but since people though LRH was an enlightened spiritual leader and a nuclear phyisicist and a blackfoot blood brother and the youngest eagle scout and a war hero and a world explorer, spending time in Tibet studying mysticism, you know he just might know a thing or two about the brain! Fucking DUMB!!!!!!
    god, that is so dumb.

    Comment by JMBoucher — April 13, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

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  2. Yes, it is stated to be a Scientology made video, effed up huh?

    btw, how are you doing?

    Comment by D — April 13, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

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  3. stated by who? I don’t know, it seems too strange to be scientology made. that weird slow down thing… Don’t get me wrong scientology made films are totally weird, but more like in the “look at my shiny hair and smile” kind of way. I am doing swell, thanks for asking.

    Comment by JMBoucher — April 14, 2008 @ 12:03 am

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  4. That is fscking hilarious!

    Comment by BHX — April 14, 2008 @ 12:28 am

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  5. So does this mean I can use my “buy 3 get 1 free” coupon from Midas at Scientology?

    Comment by anymoustache — April 14, 2008 @ 1:06 am

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  6. People must be really lost to follow these nutjobs. No wonder they’re always so angry…they have no brains. Just shock absorbers.

    Hilarious!

    Comment by Jack — April 14, 2008 @ 1:23 am

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  7. I was rolling as early as “The brain is a shock absorber, designed to prevent electric current[...]“.

    Quick, someone hide the fact that the brain helps to EMIT them!

    As well as notify them that we’ve known that the brain operates motor function for the past…oh…200+ years. And that’s just sectional operation. Knowledge of the brain’s general functioning(motor control and the mind) has been known since the days of ancient Greece.

    You can remove certain sections without functional worry, although it severely alters personality and other areas due to the simple fact of missing biological wiring.

    I’ve known this much since uhh…about 2nd, 3rd grade?

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 14, 2008 @ 1:38 am

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  8. FTW?!?!

    ladies and gentlemen… we have now stepped back into the times when people thought the world was flat and if you could swim you were a witch….

    thank you scientology for making dumbfucks or the dumbfucks who join your ranks.

    Comment by Lord Ceptimos — April 14, 2008 @ 5:31 am

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  9. It’s a real video that someone has decided to add the comments and little effects to like the laugh track, fast forward and slow it down. This guy is a scieno. It’s from the infomercial series of the CoS called the “Anatomy of the Human Mind”. I wonder if any ex scienos still has the series ( this is from # 13) as it probably cost a ton of money to get a copy.

    Comment by Mitsu Too — April 14, 2008 @ 6:38 am

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  10. Ok confirmed that other than the added effects the video is a true scieno video. There is a whole series of them and amazingly they are viewable on a web site here
    http://www.humanmind.org/
    Look for video # 13 in the scroll down menu.

    Comment by Mitsu Too — April 14, 2008 @ 7:00 am

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  11. what a dumba$$, isn’t that the guy that shawn lonsdale had some run ins with?

    Comment by interested! — April 14, 2008 @ 9:35 am

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  12. The series of 21 original videos is at humanmind dot org. They are each 30 minute infomercials of insanity, fail and poo. I added the special effects to the clip just for the lulz.

    Comment by Rao — April 14, 2008 @ 11:01 am

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  13. Just when you think CO$ belief in Xenu and aliens was strange enough the CO$ goes one step further!

    Comment by truthseeker — April 14, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

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  14. That wacky Scientologist is named Ron Savelo. I believe he currently is on OT VII and is daily auditing the space aliens that are all over his body.

    Comment by Patty Pienaidz — April 14, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

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  15. @8
    I totally agree with you except instead of calling everyone witch’s, they’re running aroud calling people SP’s. “Your an SP, no I’m not, you are, no you are!”

    Comment by Anonymous — April 14, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

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  16. Oh, I get it now. The brain is nothing but a shock absorber for electrical signals carried by neurons. Also, the neurons have no use at all, other than to carry the electrical current into the brain, from god knows where. But if these “wires” do nothing but carry current into the brain, and the brains do nothing but “absorb” the current, that means that our own neurological system is dedicated to nothing other than “cooking” our own brains.

    Now that is a very elegant evolutionary solution, to have most of our physiology dedicated to cooking our own brains rather than those less important tasks such as thinking and moving. LRH was a total genius in medicine and everything else.

    I don’t blame CoS members for being foolish, because cult indoctrination is a long and intricate process, and the indoctrination is enforced, basically, at the barrel of a gun. But this is batshit crazy. But where is law enforcement? Where is the FDA?

    As usual, thanks for the info D.

    Comment by AnonymousNow — April 14, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

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  17. Proof positive that Scilons are out of their minds. I mean shock absorbers.

    Comment by Nameless (but not anonymous) — April 14, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

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  18. That’s Ron Savello alright, This dipshit bought the whole scienocrap hook line and sinker and is now trying to spread their BS lies..

    on OT7? lol EYZ GOTS ME SOME BTs

    what a turd

    Comment by Boinkertron — April 15, 2008 @ 9:02 am

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