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	<title>Comments on: Ashlee Simpson Latest Hollywood Trollop To Get Knocked Up, THEN Engaged</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: GlossLip &#187; Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s Pregnancy Not Doing Much For Her Singing Talent</title>
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		<dc:creator>GlossLip &#187; Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s Pregnancy Not Doing Much For Her Singing Talent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] to take a break from the CoS. Glosslip reported Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz) are not only engaged, but also pregnant. We [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] to take a break from the CoS. Glosslip reported Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz) are not only engaged, but also pregnant. We [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: AnonymousNow</title>
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		<dc:creator>AnonymousNow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married."

celebs tend to be terminally narcissistic.. get two together for long, and they will attack each other. in fact, it is almost always for show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married.&#8221;</p>
<p>celebs tend to be terminally narcissistic.. get two together for long, and they will attack each other. in fact, it is almost always for show.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://glosslip.com/2008/04/14/ashlee-simpson-latest-hollywood-trollop-to-get-knock-up-then-engaged/#comment-36399</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How does that say that she is pregnant?!?!?  My husband proposed to me and I wasn't pregnant.  Just because that person said they want to "congratulate this happy couple", doesn't mean that she is pregnant.  They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married.  That is what couples do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How does that say that she is pregnant?!?!?  My husband proposed to me and I wasn&#8217;t pregnant.  Just because that person said they want to &#8220;congratulate this happy couple&#8221;, doesn&#8217;t mean that she is pregnant.  They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married.  That is what couples do.</p>
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		<title>By: Nameless (but not anonymous)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nameless (but not anonymous)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know it's sick, and less than charitable, but it brings me great pleasure to remember that although both Pete and Ashlee have fixed their faces, plastic surgery doesn't go down to the genetic level. I'm guessing they won't be selling the baby picture cover story for multiple millions...

And what is it about preacher's daughters? Ashlee, honey, I know you're not the brightest bulb in the box, but don't you think it might be a bit better if you get married and THEN have a baby? Haven't you ever heard of birth control?

On the bright side, if you're busy with a baby, we won't be tortured by your "singing career" any more... at least that's a blessing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know it&#8217;s sick, and less than charitable, but it brings me great pleasure to remember that although both Pete and Ashlee have fixed their faces, plastic surgery doesn&#8217;t go down to the genetic level. I&#8217;m guessing they won&#8217;t be selling the baby picture cover story for multiple millions&#8230;</p>
<p>And what is it about preacher&#8217;s daughters? Ashlee, honey, I know you&#8217;re not the brightest bulb in the box, but don&#8217;t you think it might be a bit better if you get married and THEN have a baby? Haven&#8217;t you ever heard of birth control?</p>
<p>On the bright side, if you&#8217;re busy with a baby, we won&#8217;t be tortured by your &#8220;singing career&#8221; any more&#8230; at least that&#8217;s a blessing!</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious.</p>
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