Ashlee Simpson Latest Hollywood Trollop To Get Knocked Up, THEN Engaged
Ashlee and Pete, Parents To Be, Morons
No, I am NOT happy for these two idiots.
Ashlee Simpson, best known for being Jessica’s little sister, lip-syncing and screwing up on SNL, having her face transformed by plastic surgery and dating androgynous bassist for the overrated pop-punk band, Fall Out Boy, is not only engaged, but also with child.
Us Magazine is cheerfully reporting the happy news.
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.
“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”
Simpson’s rep had no comment.
Have these people never heard of birth control?
Oh goody. This makes my scrapbook complete. There are no unmarried un-pregnant attention-whores left in Hollywood. Oh by the way Us Magazine, Pete Wentz isn’t the frontman he’s the bassist, that would be the “singer” Patrick Stump. Just because Pete writes their lame lyrics, wears eyeliner, dates goobers and act like a knob, does not a frontman make. Not trying to be picky, just pointing out the obvious. Not that it matters, they suck either way.
Don’t taz me tweeners, I listen to old people music.
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Hilarious.
Comment by Jack — April 14, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
I know it’s sick, and less than charitable, but it brings me great pleasure to remember that although both Pete and Ashlee have fixed their faces, plastic surgery doesn’t go down to the genetic level. I’m guessing they won’t be selling the baby picture cover story for multiple millions…
And what is it about preacher’s daughters? Ashlee, honey, I know you’re not the brightest bulb in the box, but don’t you think it might be a bit better if you get married and THEN have a baby? Haven’t you ever heard of birth control?
On the bright side, if you’re busy with a baby, we won’t be tortured by your “singing career” any more… at least that’s a blessing!
Comment by Nameless (but not anonymous) — April 14, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
How does that say that she is pregnant?!?!? My husband proposed to me and I wasn’t pregnant. Just because that person said they want to “congratulate this happy couple”, doesn’t mean that she is pregnant. They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married. That is what couples do.
Comment by Sarah — April 15, 2008 @ 1:06 am
“They love each other and want to be together, so they decide to get married.”
celebs tend to be terminally narcissistic.. get two together for long, and they will attack each other. in fact, it is almost always for show.
Comment by AnonymousNow — April 15, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
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