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04/20/2008 (1:11 pm)

Ashlee Simpson’s Pregnancy Not Doing Much For Her Singing Talent

Time to take a break from the CoS. Glosslip reported Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz) are not only engaged, but also pregnant. We expressed both our disgust at the poor example they are setting for their fans (it’s not like birth control isn’t available in Hollywood) and the fact that they are disgusting attention whores.

Apparently, since her appearance in SNL, when she showed her lip-sync skills were lacking, Ashlee has spent her time getting knocked up, not working on her vocals.

Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just keepin’ it real.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Baby Bumps, Big Dummies, The Simpsons

4 Comments »

  1. I couldn’t agree more. My dog can sing better with laryngitis. But why post this at all? It just gives these no-talent, disgusting, attention whores more attention.

    Comment by Tom — April 20, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

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  2. let the black chicks sing lead, they sound better than simpson- at least they are in key.

    Comment by sally — April 20, 2008 @ 6:06 pm

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  3. Thank god, more celebrity gossip! Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t exactly come to this page for Scientology updates… maybe there should be another page set up for that? I really just want to hear someone else call such and such celebrity a fat cow, I don’t think CoS stuff has much of a place on this blog.

    Comment by Brooke — April 20, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

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  4. Really Brooke.

    Have you been reading the site for a long time?

    The other writer k, she’s been out with pneumonia and so she had to take some time off. Sorry.

    You could be a *little* nicer. And the CoS stuff is a permanent part of this blog.

    Thanks,
    D

    Comment by d — April 21, 2008 @ 12:54 am

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