Jessica Simpson Wants To Have Tony Romo’s Cake And Eat It, Too
And then you have these two morons.
Let’s compare and contrast my post yesterday about the low-key, classy wedding thrown by Eli Manning and his long-time girlfriend, and the white trash, hillbilly affair that Tony Romo’s birthday bash turned into.
Yes, Jessica Simpson threw boyfriend Tony a party, and the affair disintegrated into a caek-slurping mess:
 The PDA-packed bash took place Saturday night at Suite, a lounge in Dallas, where “she sang him ‘Happy Birthday,’” Kyle Kearbey of DMagazine.com, the Web site for Dallas’ D Magazine, tells Usmagazine.com.
The two really seemed to enjoy the cake, which was in the shape of a Dallas Cowboys star and had Romo’s No. 9 jersey number on it.
“They were kissing with lots of messy cake!” adds Kearbey. “Jessica had cake all over her hands and was licking her thumbs.”
I’m sorry…I’m not a prude or an old fogey, but this is really just gross. Is she trying to be sexy or something? Is acting like a baby with their first birthday cake sexy? I’m not adverse to having fun with one’s food, but if Jessica and Tony want to play like this with their caek then they should keep that stuff in the privacy of a room with plastic sheets and walls that you can hose off. When I see people out in public acting like this, I want to remind them that the world at large isn’t there to be their audience.
Perhaps, just maybe, it would have been a little bit acceptable had they rented a private room for their party, but they were out in a public place. Geez, nobody wants to see things like this. It reminds me of toddlers who smush food all over their faces just to see what sort of reaction they will get.
There’s fun, and then there’s just stupidity. Let’s guess which category this one falls into.
For more photos (if you can stomach it), go here.
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Comment by Capcom — April 22, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Looks like fun to me. But then I don’t get uptight over insignificant things.
Comment by Trace — April 22, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
Isn’t that fun! I love to see two people in love..how sweet it is!!!
Comment by Ida Mae — April 22, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
aw how cute! that looks so fun!!
Comment by ashley — April 22, 2008 @ 6:49 pm
It probably is fun, in the right setting.
A public place is not the right setting. There are other patrons to be considerate of.
That’s the thing…being considerate of others is now seen as “insignificant.”
Comment by k — April 22, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
If you don’t like these two, why feature them in your blog? *scrathes head* Besides, it’s done in weddings, so what’s the big deal? They are celebs afterall. Otherwise you won’t have nothing to blog about. And noone cares about Manning’s wedding.
Comment by Kara — April 23, 2008 @ 5:48 am
I LIKE THISE GROUPE BECOSE I AM SEE SOME PICTUER >> IAM LIKE THISE >>….
Comment by SPIDER MAN — April 23, 2008 @ 9:49 am
So what’s the big deal? Two people having a great time celebrating a birthday. *rolls eyes*. Methinks the blogger is the one who needs to grow up…
And those “other patrons” they’re supposed to be “considerate” of are all crowding around them taking pictures….they seem SO inconvenienced….
Comment by Birdie — April 23, 2008 @ 10:52 am
Yeah, I’m sure every single person there was crowding around them. I’m sure there wasn’t a single patron in the place who wasn’t trying to just enjoy themselves without two immature morons coming in and making a scene.
And as far as people doing that at weddings…not at my wedding, nor at any wedding I’ve ever been to, with the exception of one. That was the wedding of two teenagers who are now divorced.
Only immaturity acts without considering others.
Comment by k — April 23, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Suite’s a big place, and if they didn’t want to be around that, they could go to another area of the CLUB <—yeah, CLUB, where people go to get rowdy and have a good time.
And brides and grooms have been shoving cake in each other’s faces for years. Just because it’s not your cup of tea doesn’t make it immature. Bashing others out of jealousy does, however…
Have a fantastic day!
Comment by Birdie — April 23, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Hilarious. Yet another person who can’t think up a better insult than “you’re jealous.” I’m going to start typing that in the first five comments of everything I write, just to get it out of the way so we can move on to better discussions.
And I’m not adverse to fun with food. I just keep it private. I’ve no need to show off to the world at large just to try and prove to myself that I’m sexy, cool, or fun. I already know I am.
Have a great day yourself!
Comment by k — April 23, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
LOL. Good for you.
I’m not trying to insult anyone. We all have different opinions…I just don’t see why folks bash people they don’t even know. I happen to think it stems from jealousy. This just makes us human.
I think we all have a right to a good time, and when you go out in public, you have to deal with other people’s ideas of a good time also. So sue me.
Comment by Birdie — April 23, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
I’m not trying to be insulting either (maybe a bit of a smartass, but that’s kind of in my job description
).
I don’t have a lot of disposable income, so when I do get to go out somewhere and have a good time, it’s depressing to get there and have it ruined by someone who doesn’t know to keep their good time to themselves. Sometimes you can move away, sometimes you can’t, sometimes they follow.
I mean, I try to make sure I don’t intrude on others’ personal space when I’m out. If my kids and I are out having fun and I see we’re getting “looks” or we are bothering other people, I tell my kids to quiet down or we go somewhere else. Same if I am out with my husband. Some people might take the attitude of, “I’m out to have fun and if they don’t like it screw them!” I wasn’t brought up that way…I was taught that when you’re out in public you treat other people in your area with courtesy.
And I just don’t like the cake smushing thing. Ick. It looks gross. If you want to be sensual with cake, there’s private rooms for that.
Agree to disagree then, I guess. I have to go get ready for the radio show!
Comment by k — April 23, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
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Pingback by GlossLip » Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo: Splitsville In Vegas? — April 29, 2008 @ 9:42 am
that’s cute
Comment by ashley — April 30, 2008 @ 12:10 pm