Miley Cyrus To Write Memoirs; Should Be A Short Book
After all, the girl is fifteen years old.
Yes, the girl who seemingly is everywhere has been offered a seven-figure deal to write about her life:
The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. According to Disney, the book will feature never-before-seen photos, family stories and a look at the star’s inner circle.
I’m going to leave that last line alone, in light of the fact that it’s just too easy to make a joke about the recently-leaked photos of Miley flashing her unders and her “inner circle”. (But seriously, Billy Ray…can’t you keep a better eye on your daughter? Do you want her to turn out like some of these other celebutards?)
But seriously…her memoirs? The girl is fifteen years old, for cryin’ out loud…what does she have to talk about? How long is this book going to be…she’s fifteen! Well, let’s imagine for a second:
yeh, so like i wuz born an i wuz dis baybee an i wuz cute an stuff! an my rents (hey, my dad had dis song a longlonglong time ago, sumthin liek breaky break my heart, but its sooooooooo old n stuff) raised me up in tenn an i had lotz of fun! cuz we haz lotz of moneys an i had liek a pool an everything! an then i was liek i wanna be famous to so i went an tryed out for dis show an liek i got it an i wuz liek omg!!!!!!11!!! an i get to sing an stuff an ppl ask me for my autograf an stuff all the tiem! an i think ppl r mean for sayin stuff bout my photos wif my unders showin affer all my friends all do it! oh yeh an i loves my mom an dad an ur dreamz can come true if u beleeve. the end!!!!! xxxxooo miley
Okay, where’s my seven-figure book deal?
(oh, I can’t wait to see the comments I get for this one!) *rubs hands together with glee*
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Miley who?
A fifteen year old writing memoirs that will explain how she got into the spotlights because of her daddy’s influence.
Staying grounded when she looks to be a not so intelligible attention wh*re, likely looking down at the average schmuck because they actually have to work for a living instead of relying on connections.
Woah, too much nonsense in one go, gotta love this world.
Comment by H. de Vries — April 23, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
Enough of Miley. If I have to hear “The Best Of Both Worlds” my face will implode.
Great job k.
Comment by D — April 23, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Ok, kind of off topic, but does anyone else think Miley’s co-star on Hannah Montana is hotter than she is? Beyond that, I don’t begrudge Miley her fame… for the most part she’s earned it. The memoirs seem to be a blatant money-grab, though.
Comment by anonymous — April 23, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
God. What is this world coming to. I hear Suri Cruise is in talks with a few publishers for her memoir too.
Comment by Jack — April 23, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
READ IT ALL. IT’S A BIT LONG; NASTY AT THE BEGINNING, BUT ALL IMPORTANT.
miley is a stupid, slutty, WH0RE. all of the little kids like her, but seriously, do any of the people HER age actually enjoy listening to “life’s what you make it” or “if we were a movie”? i mean, she is supposed to set a good example to children, and sitting w/ guys in lingerie is NOT any good parent’s idea of a good example (or so i think. maybe you WANT your kids to do that. ). dont call me a hypocrite for calling people names online (after all, that isnt a good example for my kids, but somebody needs to teach the little stuck-up a lesson, and we all know Disney magazine isn’t going to do that. ) ; i think we all know that miley deserves this kind of criticism. if i could meet her in person, i would tell her all this, but i have better things to spent my money on that $1000 tickets to some concert that will only give the 15-year-old brat more money. she is only famous because of her has-been daddy; that’s for sure. i have many flaws but none are as large as the ones that miley has. shouldnt she feel bad about poisoning the minds of young children with the thought that they can turn their life into a movie and get what they want? i should think not. the only “memoirs” she has will be of things that she has done, bragging about her fame and the good feeling of “setting a good example for generations to come.” i dont let my 6-year-old listen to miley, and by the time miley is 20, she will be full of crack and marujuana just like lindsay lohan and britney spears. thats all i have to say.
Comment by miley_h8r — April 23, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
K… LOVE your version of her memoir. You should get the seven figure paycheck. Your version cut right to the chase with no wasted time reading a bunch of crap!
Comment by D-Bomb — April 23, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
Okay yeah I have to agree with you this memoir thing is rubbish. The girl is 15 for godsake. What does she have to remember? Personally, as an author, it’s insulting when stars write a book about their lives and call themselves writers (Especially at as young as 15).. They have no idea what it takes to write a good book and in yet they are the one that people remember because they are after all famous.Though, I’m not going to sit here and judge this Miley. It’s her life and she’s allowed to make her own decisions but come on, this is just pure insanity. I am an author and I feel deeply offended by this…
Comment by The-Writer — April 23, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
Like, this one time, when I was like four years old, my daddy took me to get ice-cream and he told me “Miley, turns out daddy was a one-hit-wonder and people are sick of listening to Achy Breaky Heart. You’re going to have to be the bread winner now.”
Comment by Anonymous — April 24, 2008 @ 3:01 am
don’t support miley; she really doesnt care about her fans at all. another lindsay lohan. they start out ok, clean, and then turn to drugs and get high right before the concert. i totally agree with miley_h8r…miley is a slutty whore. billy ray just caant say no when miley askes for more money for pot. miley cant write; what a bimbo! she is too dumb. she quit 9th grade to go on tour and they dont really care about her education. miley would probably say, “who needs brains when you’ve got these?” way to go miley_h8r! miley will turn into a bitch just like all of the other teen stars. also dont join http://www.mileyworld.com . it is a scam for miley to get more money, the little brat.
Comment by i agree with miley_h8r! — April 24, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
I hear the memoir will be written mostly in crayon and that it will have lots of Pop-Ups! Cool. It also comes with that stick of gum that you get with baseball cards.
Comment by Jack — April 24, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
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Comment by hassen — April 24, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
yeah thx. miley is a horrible influence on our children; i looked at mileyworld; it’s terrible.
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Comment by ersin — April 26, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
i hate her. whoever wrote this did a great job, tho!!!
Comment by damn_miley_2_hell — April 28, 2008 @ 8:04 am
yeah miley is a b*tch and a sl*tty wh*re.
Comment by anonymiss — April 28, 2008 @ 8:05 am
i wont say anything about this…
Comment by anonymous — April 28, 2008 @ 8:06 am
miley is turning out bad.
Comment by anonymous — April 28, 2008 @ 8:06 am
I’m sorry but ‘i agree with miley_h8r!’ she can write. Just because she’s famous, doesn’t mean she’s like every other famous person. Tbh, I think Miley’s great and I’m not bothered if you judge me by that. And everyone’s judging her on those pictures. So what? I’m sure everyone has done something embarassing in their life. And btw, I’m the same age as her and I still like her music. It’s not to do with your age, it’s to do with what music you like. Miley didn’t earn all of her fame from her Dad. She has her own show on tv and in case you haven’t noticed (which I guess you wouldn’t have) she receives millions of views from that show so she can’t be as bad as everyone is saying she is.
And all of you people who are like “I hate Miley. She’s a whore” How can you hate her when you don’t even know her? You see one picture and you judge someone.
Comment by Steph — April 30, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
sorry i agree with miley.miley is a good person and i am not just say this to her i am say this to everbody and all this thing you say about her it not ture.just bc she is famous and all doesn’t mean you have to be mean to her all thoes thig you guys write about her is not ture you can not judge some one that not nive what if some on judge u how whould you feel? you do not even now miley .am 11 so what i am kid you are a teener you guys are write thing about miely you see a picture and you want to judge her next thnig you know you are going to judge your friends. who write thig i aabout miley you are wrong you hear me wrong.just becaues she is famous does not mean evrybody like her
Comment by that is not true look it up — June 5, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
look on hannah y!that is not miley
Comment by that is not true look it up — June 5, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
ummm excuse me commenter number 21. i really didnt mean to offend you. but you dont actually know miley either, do you? and how do you know that miley can write? a lot of fansites and fan sources say that, those same sources that are not showing these horrid pictures of you precious miley. if you actually know miley, i take it all back. but if you don’t, then i have as much right as you to talk badly about her.
Comment by i agree with miley_h8r! — June 21, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
i agree w/ comment leaver # 24. if u dont really kno miley then you shouldnt defend her. i wouldnt go as far as to cuss her out tho.
Comment by anonymous — June 21, 2008 @ 4:30 pm