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04/30/2008 (11:45 pm)

Happy Birthday David Miscavige!!! Here’s To A Billion More, XXOOXX

I can’t believe I almost forgot that today was Davey’s special day. BTW, we interviewed Meat Beat Manifesto (that’s their song in the vid for those who don’t know MBM) last week, look for the video of that on Blogcritics.org tomorrow :)

In any case, since wishing David a fruitful life full of wisdom, loving relationships and happiness is sort of pointless, my only wish for David is that he finds his heart grows three times its size and he let’s all the Whos in Whoville have a merry Christmas.

(I made a promise to myself I would be more balanced, so I won’t post the very funny, but even too mean for me YT vid. But here’s the link.)

Posted by D
Filed under: David Miscavige, Scientology

5 Comments »

  1. First!

    You should have went with Tiny Cancer! It was great!

    Comment by Billy J — May 1, 2008 @ 12:50 am

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  2. Is his gift a pair of lead knuckles?

    Comment by Dio Brando — May 1, 2008 @ 4:52 am

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  3. Oooh, maybe platform shoes!

    Comment by Dio Brando — May 1, 2008 @ 4:58 am

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  4. How about platform cement shoes?

    Comment by D-Bomb — May 1, 2008 @ 11:22 am

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  5. And take his butt buddy Cruise with him - cement shoes for all!

    Comment by No Mas — May 1, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

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