Hulk Hogan And Brooke Work On Their Tans: Or, This Is Wrong On So Many Levels
Apparently Brooke Hogan can’t apply her own suntan oil, so she has daddy Hulk do it for her. I take it they didn’t read my post the other day about the dangers of being fair and getting too much sun. Oh yeah, and this is just creepy to look at.
Very few photos make me literally jump with surprise and fright, but these did.
Apparently Brooke got over her feelings of betrayal that her daddy was boinking her best friend…
They seem to be doing pretty well at playing happy families, although perhaps they should have taken this scene indoors.
What else can I say about these? I need to go wash out my eyes with some Mercurochrome or something.
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Eeek the 3rd shot looks like she was shocked it was her dad..eeek!
Comment by Good — April 30, 2008 @ 10:42 am
What bothers me the most is that his new girlfriend looks just like his daughter Brooke!!!!
Comment by Angela — April 30, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Gross, disgusting. Sure you can lotion up your little kids, but this, well it crosses the line of decency.
Comment by D — April 30, 2008 @ 11:22 am
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Comment by Clara — April 30, 2008 @ 11:40 am
The video of this on TMZ last night was just too much for words..and for my dinner. Your dad should just not be touching your crotch in any way! :-p
Comment by Capcom — April 30, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
I bet daddy taught her how to insert her tampon.
Comment by jimmy norton — April 30, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
all y’all they have a close relationship - in some families physical contact is okay, especially when its not perceived as sexual.
When a mom rubs the top of a sons butt so that he doesent accidentally get burned is that the same thing? Or okay cause its a mom? Get lives and don’t judge.
Plus none of you seem to notice that the pictures are shot with a VERY LONG lens, squishing everything together. In one shot he is touching her thigh but it is squish so it looks like her cooch, and on the one of the woman facing hulk, she is clearly just rubbing his thigh, or maybe not even touching him. The focal length of the lens distorts the distance between objects.
Comment by Grow up — April 30, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
I don’t care how long the lens is, there is no reason an adult can’t apply their own lotion. Or, you can always buy spray, that way your Daddy doesn’t have to put it on your crotch.
Comment by D-Bomb — April 30, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
#7: Whatever. I suppose the shot where he clearly has his hand on her buttock, the second shot, is distorted.
A grown father’s hand has NO BUSINESS being anywhere near his daughter’s butt, even if it is “just” the inner thigh. Not saying it is sexually motivated, but it is just plain wrong.
Comment by k — April 30, 2008 @ 10:30 pm
the tranny looks like a dude anyway, maybe he thought it was Nick.
Comment by Prick the BIG dick — May 5, 2008 @ 7:35 am
My bad. I just found you on iTunes yesterday! YAY!
Comment by Clara — May 6, 2008 @ 6:06 am
Ohh..Cmon.We all know that white people are into the incest thing and lots of other wierd sexual activity.Requesting to sleep with whores without a condom… dressing like women….. White men dressing in their wives panties…..Fucking wierdos…
Comment by Sobrante Park 11500 — May 30, 2008 @ 6:09 pm