Comments on: Mariah Carey Weds After One-Month Relationship

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:46:14 +0000

k: I must be old, I remember when ’singing talent’ meant you could hold a single note, as opposed to sliding up and down the scale like a spastic retard at a xylophone.

I say we’ll see their homemade porn in a year, tops.

By: k

Sat, 03 May 2008 19:08:37 +0000

I mentioned that on the BTR Radio show yesterday…that not only are her songs screechingly awful, but she’s ruined music as we know it because people who don’t know better think “volume=talent”.

I recently attended a competition where young singers performed, and the ones who won had the “Mariah Syndrome”…where they had two volumes, loud and louder. The judges were obviously blinded by it (and no, my kids were not involved in the singing part of the competition). A great set of pipes that allow you to project have nothing to do with talent.

It just means you’re really, really loud.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 03 May 2008 19:04:45 +0000

What the singles she made when she was still fat and wore flannel shirts? That’s the last time I remember her putting out any music that didn’t nosedive like a Tijuana hooker into a mountain of coke.

As for what she’ll be singing, it’s the same crap she’s been singing for the last ten years. I’m convinced that it’s the same album over and over, but no one listens closely enough to notice. Those few who do are rendered deaf by the screeching cat-in-a-boiler sound she calls talent.

By: Capcom

Capcom — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:25:52 +0000

Apparently, her singles are up there in sales with the Beatles, according to what I just saw on TV. Whoodathunk? That surprised me. But I wonder what kind of songs she’ll sing when she is too old to peddle the overt sex angle?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:57:41 +0000

I’m kind of curious, why does anyone care about Mariah Carey anymore? -Does- anyone except the small handful of black musicians she hasn’t slept with yet care? Other than as a subject of ridicule, when was she last relevant?

For that matter, when was Nick Cannon last relevant?

By: k

Sat, 03 May 2008 06:14:50 +0000

I don’t know…are you seeing something I am not?

I was more wondering what is wrong with her side. It looks a little bumpy. Of course, this photo is from 2005.

By: sally

sally — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:26:51 +0000

wtf is wrong with her hand?

By: Capcom

Capcom — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:28:29 +0000

Holymoly. Is it April 1st? Hope this works out for her and her bank account. If it doesn’t work out, I call that she will claim that she did it under duress.

By: k

Fri, 02 May 2008 14:49:40 +0000

She did spend some time in the hospital. I’m not so sure she isn’t still dealing with some issues, and if she is I hope she has them under control.

Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the smartest thing in the world. Not sure she thought this one out.

By: Exyank

Exyank — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:36:16 +0000

Isn’t she Bipolar? I remember a few year ago she went a little crazy and she spent a month or so in the same UCLA facility where Britney Spears was recently treated.

Anyway, getting married on the spur of the moment to a man you don’t know that well without a prenup seems like a mania thing to me.