Mischa Barton’s Shows What Good Clean Living Will Do To A Body
I have been debating for days now whether to even discuss the rather unflattering pics circulating of Mischa Barton in a bikini. This really isn’t the first time we were made aware of her less than smooth posterior, but surely this young woman (she’s all of 22) has a mirror and can see for herself that she’s in no shape to be wearing a far-too-small bikini for her body.
The problem with Mischa is she lives on a healthy diet of cigarettes, pot, booze, pills and who knows what else. Smoking is said to contribute to cellulite, and Mischa’s a living example this is true. Hey, even supermodels can get cellulite, it’s a matter of biology. But with a decent diet, plenty of healthy exercise and some self-tanners even those of us who haven’t been blessed with unnaturally smooth skin can look “ok” in a bikini.
Mischa needs to come to terms with reality and admit, even though she’s a pretty girl, she’s NOT in good shape and should really do something about that.
Smoking pot all the time will only lead to unhealthy snacking, so put the bong down and pick up some weights and take a walk young lady, those bumps on your humps are really out of control.
Your PSA for the day.
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You know what I hate? When sites talk about stars “suffering from the dreaded disease cellulite.” Uhm…cancer is a dreaded disease, AIDS is a dreaded disease, cellulite is annoying and not pretty but it certainly isn’t in the same category.
Having said that…if you’re a star and you’re going to go tanning in public, expect photos to be taken. DUH. Don’t be shocked that somebody is going to try and get unflattering shots. It might not be fair, but it’s what happens.
And she was on vacay with her mother, for heaven’s sake. Cover up those lady lumps, your momma is looking!
Comment by k — May 7, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Give her a break. Geez. Are we all so shallow that we’ll put down a person who has flaws and foibles just like the rest of us? I say leave her alone. She’s human too.
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Feel free to wear clothes. Hollyweird has become one giant nudist colony.
My ass is three times that size and has fewer pockmarks by a factor of 10- not that I’ve actually spent any time looking or counting or anything.
Comment by Josh Hathaway — May 8, 2008 @ 11:10 am
First of all,who says that she smokes pot “all of the time”? Secondly, it looks like those pics were photoshopped. Here are some recent candids. And look, NO cellulite!
http://www.mischa-b.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1456
Comment by meeshhead — May 8, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
too much scooby-doo equals a whole lot of jiggly ewwww! looks like the “munchies” have caught up and won.
Comment by D-Bomb — May 8, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
#5..in case you didn’t know, they have this nifty thing they call airbrushing.
Comment by D-Bomb — May 8, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
#7…in case YOU didn’t know, they have this nifty thing they call protocol. You don’t have to be so fu*king sarcastic.
Comment by meeshhead — May 9, 2008 @ 12:00 am
I think D-Bomb was just pointing out the obvious.
I’ve seen other pics with cellulite, my issue wasn’t her physical appearance, I said she’s a pretty girl, but she needs better habits like not smoking and taking pills. She was arrested and caught driving under the influence. That’s just advice I’d give my own kid or someone I love.
Comment by D — May 9, 2008 @ 12:13 am
Reply to D:
I’m aware of the fact that she has cellulite (but not as bad as that pic). I’m a Global Mod for a Mischa Furum, and I see a huge number of pics daily. And I agree that she’s made some mistakes recently. But what I don’t like, is the number of fake pics that have been going around. I saw a blog yesterday showing Mischa with bloodshot eyes and the heading read “Mischa is high again”. Then I found the real version of that pic on another site and her eyes were perfectly clear.
http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/mischa-barton-stoned-on-broadway
http://whenyourebored.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/mischa-barton-boeing-boeing/
Comment by meeshhead — May 9, 2008 @ 12:37 am
????????
My comment just vanished.
Comment by meeshhead — May 9, 2008 @ 12:42 am
I apologize if I’ve offended your sensibilities meeshhead. It’s my job to be sarcastic and I think I do a damn fine job of it too. The criticizms of your beloved Mischa could probably be a lot worse than what you see on this site. I’m sure someone the likes of a flambouyant gay man has had a field day with these photos. The bottom line is this, if you don’t want the media to take unflattering photos of you, then check out what your ass looks like in a suit before you wear it out of your house. That’s usually what I do, and no one is even taking my pictures.
Comment by D-Bomb — May 9, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
Apology accepted. And btw, her ass looks great in a suit! It’s just when they doctor up her pics that it looks bad.
Why is it your “job” to be sarcastic? Are you a writer?
Comment by meeshhead — May 9, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
I don’t write for a living if that’s what you’re asking.
Comment by D-Bomb — May 9, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Oh, so you were just being sarcastic when you said “it’s my job to be sarcastic”. LMAO!
Comment by meeshhead — May 10, 2008 @ 10:08 am