Somebody Get Lindsay Lohan Away From Joel Madden Before He Takes A Disease Home To His Baby
Look, I’m a woman, and I know what Lindsay’s doing with her eyes. That is one intense look and it has nothing to do with Cinco de Mayo or Hold The Mayo or Pass The Miracle Whip (okay, maybe the last one, a little bit, as long as you aren’t out in the sun):
Lauren [Conrad] and Lo looked particularly sloppy and Lindsay, well….rumor is that she was trying to cozy up to Joel [Madden], despite having her weird non-girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.
Good night. Is there anything walking with a penis that Lindsay won’t try to bonk? Never mind that Joel is supposedly in a committed relationship with Nicole Ritchie and that he has a new baby at home…this girl is honing in on her prey. I just hope he’s got some Germ-X in his pocket before he takes something home to Harlow. Don’t let Nicole see this pic…she’ll kick his butt and then not eat for a month. (No, I’m not trying to be mean.)
And shame all over Joel for ever allowing himself to get in that situation to start with. He should know better than that. Of course, it is Lindsay…I guess the alluring, musky scent of fake tanner and cigarettes is just too much for any red-blooded male to overcome. So can he really be blamed for that goofy look on his face? He’s just a man. Just a mortal man.
I’ll bet “Top Mom“ Dina is so proud right now. Happy Mother’s Day!
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Why do you intentionally make up lies?
E!Online officially reports: “Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan arrived with BFF Sam and snagged a table right next to the DJ booth. And although she proceeded to talk to Joel, they looked strictly friendly, despite what the photo suggests. “He is so devoted to Nicole, and that baby was all he talked about,” says a source.
In fact, when Joel left the party, he told guests he’d be getting up early the next morning to watch Harlow so Nic could sleep in. He did kiss Lindsay goodbye, but on the cheek.”
Comment by Stop lying... — May 7, 2008 @ 10:11 am
Yeah. The last time I sat with one of my male friends and listened to him talk about his new baby, this was totally the look I had as I stuck my face right on his. Oh, and I let him lay his leg on mine. Just because it’s so nice and cozy.
If they don’t want people talking, they shouldn’t look suspicious.
Comment by k — May 7, 2008 @ 10:14 am
I don’t think that is a “I want sex” look. I think that is a.. “give me some cocaine” look.
Just my .02
Comment by AC2 — May 7, 2008 @ 10:21 am
Dude…Lindsay went home with Sam that night (the video is at X17), and the next day Joel and Nicole were happy as can be at some event. Don’t start making up shit; it’s irresponsible and unattractive. Joel’s a good guy, he’s been friends with Sam Ronson (and Lindsay) for years.
Comment by Mark — May 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
I live in Hollyweird (unfortunately), and from what I know and have heard, Joel is a genuinely good, solid type, spiritual and all that stuff. Would never ever cheat on anyone, let alone the mother of his baby. Besides, the person who posted above me is right — he’s been friends with Lohan AND Samantha Ronson for years, and Lohan did, in fact, go home with Samantha that night.
Comment by Mr. Jason — May 7, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Ummm I seriously doubt anything is happening in that pic other than one person talking and the other person listening…all while sitting in a jam-packed room with a hundred spies and Samantha Ronson standing 3 ft. away. Let’s stop making fires here.
Comment by V — May 7, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Personally, anyone with half a brain wouldn’t allow themselves to get that close to Lindsay Lohan. She’s given more rides that the town bicycle, it’s not safe to even be in the same room with her.
Speaking of which, it is a well known fact that Lindsay intentionally goes after her “friends” boyfriends, so the assumption of the writer is quite in keeping with reality.
Just because Joel’s a good guy doesn’t mean Lindsay isn’t a man-eater on the prowl.
Comment by D — May 7, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
lindsay would “do” anyone. she is so gross.
Comment by sally — May 7, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
But but…
Lindsay was raised by a “Mom of the Year” (or whatever those Long Island tards are calling the award)!
How could someone with a Mom of the Year do something like this!
Comment by Wiley — May 8, 2008 @ 2:47 am
“And shame all over Joel for ever allowing himself to get in that situation to start with….”
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LMAO what? I have never heard something as ridiculous as this. Talking is not allowed anymore? i understand Lindsay doesn’t have the best reputation, but for Christ’s sake, she is a human being too, and her and Joel have been friends for a long time.
Comment by kat — May 8, 2008 @ 11:10 am