Who do these gnarly feet belong to?  Hint…she’s in the wrong city.

Answer after the jump!

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Wow, that’s a long title, isn’t it?  I need to take a breath!

Yes, it seems the rumors are true, after photos of a Jessica-less Tony Romo have surfaced on the internets, and the man himself apparently has confirmed it:

New photos have surfaced on Perezhilton.com that show her beau Tony Romo getting cozy with a tan blonde at Chicago club Manor over the weekend.

Perez reports that “five to six girls from Hooters” — including the woman he’s seen whispering into the ear of — partied with Romo, 28, and his pals.

Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that Romo announced to his friends that night: “We are broken up.”

They don’t call him Romeo Romo for nothing:

Romo partied at Chicago lounge Manor this past weekend, and he paid extra close attention to that one particular blonde.

Sources tell us that “Five to six girls from Hooters” went to party with Tony and his buds, and that one girl supposedly works at the titty restaurant.

And no less a paper than the Dallas Morning News has also reported the breakup:

But after taking several oaths not to divulge my sources, two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is splitsville, kaput, over, put a fork in it.

But on Wednesday, Jessica’s rep shot down those reports telling E! Online, “Not true, not true! I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together.” E! also sites an anonymous source as saying that Tony will be her date this weekend to her sister, Ashlee’s, wedding to Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz. [...]

On Wednesday, Tony told Dallas Morning News reporters, “I’m not talking about Jessica,” when they approached him as he was playing golf with Jerry Jones Jr. at the Dallas Cowboys annual sponsors’ tournament at Cowboys Golf Club in Grapevine.

On Saturday, Tony was in Chicago with the boys and the word back from that scene is that he was saying, “Me and Jessica are done.”

Jessica, for her part, is taking the news well:

The new US Weekly is reporting that the same night, Jessica was throwing down cocktails at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina with her pal, CaCee Cobb, and CaCee’s boyfriend, Donald Faison. According to US, Jessica is having jealousy pangs that her ex John Mayer, 30, is now experiencing liplock with older Friend Jennifer Aniston, 39.

You’ll recall a couple of weeks ago a story about Jessica and Tony’s trip to Vegas, which culminated in a huge fight and the two leaving separately.  Haven’t heard from them since, and now this.

Jessica parroted her father’s wishes said in a recent interview that she’s ready to settle down and have kids.  It seems that Tony wasn’t so much.  I guess time will tell, but I guarantee you that the girl Tony was getting all cozy with in the photos isn’t his sister.

That sound you just heard was Joe Simpson’s head exploding.  Twice.

So…do you think the Cowboys will have a better season this year than they did last year?

photo: Perez

Angelina Jolie had to confirm that yes, it’s twins, after co-star Jack Black “accidentally” spilled the organically grown beans…and then other co-star Dustin Hoffman “accidentally” let slip her due date:

First, Jolie’s Kung Fu Panda costar Jack Black spilled the beans and confirmed that Jolie and partner Brad Pitt are expecting twins. Now fellow costar Dustin Hoffman has revealed her due date!

The big day? Today show reporter Natalie Morales revealed on Thursday’s program that Hoffman told her the babies were due Aug. 19.

The new arrivals will be the fifth and sixth children for the Jolie and Pitt. The family currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, who turns 2 this month.

Accidentally my foot.  She probably promised to adopt both Dustin and Jack if they’d help “accidentally” leak the news.

Angelina says that she doesnt feel like “most women” when it comes to pregnancy…you know, because she’s so much better and more spiritually in tune with herself than us regular folk:

“I’m very happy,” said Jolie, 33, according to Today. “Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you’ve ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

During the on-air interview, Jolie said that she would “possibly” stay in France for the births, and that she and Pitt preferred not to disclose the sex of the babies.

Hey, I didn’t mind being pregnant.  Pregnancy was actually very nice, despite being sick all the time.  And getting that way was fun, but the baby-coming-out part…well, not so much.  “Unlike most women”?  You mean, like those of us who don’t have the money to travel to a new country every month and who are forced to keep their children in one place until they are grown, thus providing a sense of security and stability and continunity in their young lives?

I’ve taken a lot of stick from people who say I hate on Brangelina or that I’m jealous somehow of them and their life.  Let me say…whatever.  I’m not hating on them for having a bunch of kids or for having a bunch of money or for traveling the world.  But she has shown time and again that she is a bit obsessive when it comes to this particular area of her life and that while she professes to love her kids, she has no idea what terms like “stability” mean.  I know people with lots of kids (five or more) who totally make it work, and who had children for the right reasons, and I know people with lots of kids who are not making it work and who had kids for the wrong reasons, and I believe Angelina is adding to her family for the wrong reasons.

But despite saying after Shiloh was born that she would find a spot, stay home and raise the kids, she’s been off trotting the globe making movies.  She’s dragged those kids all over the world, instead of keeping them in one place to give them structure and continuity in their lives.  Poor little Maddox had to quit his school in NYC after Angelina decided to uproot the family once again.  And even though she’s pregnant with what will make her fifth and sixth children, she’s not ruled out adding to the brood.

Look, I have no doubt that she loves her children.  But much like animal hoarding, this obsessive preoccupation with “saving” children and hoarding as many as she can isn’t about care, but control.  Angelina seems to have well-documented control issues, and this manifests itself in her everyday life and this need to adopt children.  Once the children get older, I’ll be interested to see just how well they like their globetrotting lifestyle then.  Her lifestyle is not child-centered, but adult-centered, and the children just happen to live in it.

I’m NOT against adoption, but if she’s that set on adopting then there are babies right here in the USA who need homes.  Or would she not be able to swoop in and take them away as easily here?

Beautiful control freak.  She may love her kids, but love alone isn’t enough.

Regardless, I wish her a safe pregnancy and healthy babies.  I’m not a total jerk, y’know.

I read this last night, but I was so infuriated by the news that I had to wait until today to write about it.  It seems that even though having continual evidence flaunted in their faces, and even though they have her on video smoking crack, police have decided NOT to press any drug charges against Amy Winehouse, who promptly went out on the town to celebrate with fellow junkie Pete Doherty:

Singer Amy, who is supposed to be writing songs with Pete, was no doubt keen to celebrate, after being splashed across a tabloid newspaper in pictures which appeared to show her smoking crack cocaine from a makeshift pipe on January 22, she has escaped charge..

She was also shown apparently snorting Ecstasy and cocaine and admitting taking six Valium tablets.

The newspaper passed video footage of the episode to the Metropolitan Police. [...]

Police said last night that Winehouse, 24, will not face charges over video footage which appeared to show her smoking crack cocaine.

She was arrested last week and questioned about the film for nine hours, but police today confirmed that no action would be taken against her.

The Crown Prosecution Service said: “The footage did not establish whether the substances were illegal drugs and, in the absence of any forensic opportunity or reliable evidence from a witness, we could not establish to the high proof required in a criminal court that they were controlled drugs.”

A statement from Miss Winehouse’s spokesman read: “She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail.

“They have now concluded their inquiries and no charges will be brought.

“Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer.”

I can totally understand.  I have a bubble pipe that looks exactly like Amy’s crack pipe.  People are constantly getting them confused and they are surprised when I start blowing bubbles instead of smoke.  I love bubbles!

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