Guess Who?
Who took her cankles out for a walk over the weekend? Hint…she and former BFF Jenny should kiss and make up.
Answer after the jump!

Yup. Kirstie Alley, on her way to plan her new weight-loss program. Wonder if it’ll be called Fatanon?
(Oh shut up. I’m not knocking anyone who struggles with their weight…I’m just saying it’s kind of hypocritical to say you’re planning a new weight-loss program when you’re clearly in need of one yourself. Get the milkshake out of your own eye before attempting to remove it from someone else’s.)













Kirstie,
Please, get off the e-meter and onto a treadmill!
Love,
tuffyt
Comment by tuffyt — June 2, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Jeebus, if this isn’t proof that Scientology can’t cure everything, I don’t know what is. Kirstie is a hot, fat mess.
Comment by D — June 2, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
Kirstie, six words.
JENNY CRAIG INFERIOR
WEIGHT WATCHERS SUPERIOR
ftw.
Comment by Anon — June 2, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
it’a all those thetans that are making me fat….and the twinkies!!!
Comment by lawbster — June 2, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
OMG!! I think she ate her Body Thetans. If this is what is meant by KSW I think I will remain a wog.
Comment by truthseeker — June 2, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
She’s got a wicked sense of humor, it’s too bad she won’t turn on the cult (or just sit on DM). I think she’d be surprised how much support she’d get and how much better her career would be . . . at any weight.
Comment by Artoo45 — June 2, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
Good point Artoo45, her weight isn’t the issue (although she does NOT look healthy) it’s her ridiculous cult.
Comment by D — June 3, 2008 @ 12:05 am
looks like narconon was a big …uh fat FAIL for her also
Since she’s the only “rotund” actress in HW, and her drug of choice was always blow this blind item can’t be anyone but her
Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter - but only after the server’s boss promised him free food and drinks if he “went the extra mile” to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. “I slept with the beast for this?” he complained.
Comment by Libraesque — June 3, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
She’s planning a new weight loss program? This has to be some kind of sick and twisted joke. I wouldn’t take her weight loss advice if she paid me . It’s like agreeing to take driving lessons from Nick Whatever…no credibility!
Comment by D-Bomb — June 3, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Wow, she really has gotten big. The yo-yo dieting will do a serious number on a person’s heart. I truly hope for her she figures out what’s triggering her overeating, and why she’s “protecting” herself. She seriously needs to get a handle on it before she has a heart attack or a stroke.
Comment by Ann — June 3, 2008 @ 11:55 pm