Holier Than Thou Jessica Alba A Baby Pimper And A Liar? Shocking!!
The much-maligned tabloid darling Jessica Alba, 27, finally gave birth to her first child this week, daughter Honor Marie Warren, with long-time boyfriend Cash Warren, 31, whom she met on the set of Fantastic Four in 2004. The couple married a couple of weeks ago, just in the nick of time I’d say. Congrats on both fronts!
Jessica claimed recently they wouldn’t be selling pictures of their baby to the major print tabs, but it seems that statement was less than true. MSNBC’s the Scoop, has the scoop:
Jessica Alba, who gave birth to a girl on June 7, doesn’t seem to have plans to sell photos of little Honor Marie Warren — at least not yet. “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull,†Alba told the New York Daily News.
Several magazine insiders say Alba’s claim about the offers is not true. In fact, the insiders say offers were made to Alba, that she was kept in the loop and that some talks are still in progress.
The insiders cite Us Weekly, OK! magazine and People as the weeklies most likely to score a deal. “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that,†said one insider.
Alba’s rep, Brad Cafarelli, clears up some of the confusion, saying, “While several publications have expressed interest in photos, Jessica and Cash have not entertained any specific offers, nor was it something they wished to commit to before the baby was born.â€
I love Hollywood. Seriously, if it weren’t full of so many phonies, liars, cheats and sneaks my job would be a drag! Luckily, there’s something about being a detached-from-reality famewhore that makes people’s brains sort of sluggish.
I loved that last paragraph quoting Alba’s flack and how he “clears up some of the confusion,” ‘cuz you know, we’re all really stupid. Personally, if you want to sell pics of your “brown” baby to the tabs, just go for it you miserable grouch (”brown” is the term Jessica used, when she stated she hoped she’d have a brown baby and not some “white” baby, most likely because she has a horrible reputation for being less than proud of her latin heritage). It’s her kid, if she wants to profit off of it, it’s her business, but don’t go around lying about it, or trying to spin it, or worse yet, perhaps imply those who do sell pics are somehow beneath you.
Ugh, some celebs are too stupid to see how absolutely ridiculous and pathetic they come across. If I did PR for famous people (something I think I’d be great at IMHO) I’d have said, “Look, nannies, silk diapers, mink jumpers and Jaguar strollers don’t pay for themselves. If some dumbass wants to spend $3.50 to see pics of my client’s spawn, then who are we to deny them their joy. Now piss off jackass.”
See, simple, honest and direct. Just the way I like it 
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I’ve always thought Alba was about as snotty as they come. And who the hell buys a chandilier for a baby’s bedroom? “I got a really beauti-ful chandelier!†she exclaimed.
Just watch, these pampered kids of people like Alba, Jennifer “the queen of conspicuous consumption” Lopez and others will likely be on drugs, boozing it up and crashing cars by the time they’re 16.
Comment by Rachel — June 10, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Cannot. Stand. Alba.
And you’re right…if there weren’t so many phonies running around in Hollywood, we’d be reduced to writing about our cats!
Thank God there are still people willing to talk out of both sides of their face in this world!
Comment by k — June 10, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
I kinda understand where she’s coming from… my father was apparently an Iranian who came to America to study, but I never met my birth parents and found out from a piece of paper when I was 17 that I was half Middle-Eastern! And all this time I’d thought I was European or something. So I guess people could say I was middle eastern, because I guess I am, but I wouldn’t want someone to ask me to REPRESENT Iranians or something (if I ever became famous or whatever). I still usually put “white” on applications, even though my mom was half English half Cherokee, so I’m like only part white.
Buuuut… she doesn’t need to make a big deal out of being Latina. If she’s Mexican by blood, or half, or whatever she is, that does make her what she is. I guess she’s just saying that sort of stuff to avoid questions like “As a Latina actress, how do you feel about….”.
And by the way, I can’t stand her skinny self. She’s not a very good actress and she seems pretty plain looking to me when she’s not in full make-up. Not ugly, just, you know, not WHOAS.
Comment by Brooke — June 11, 2008 @ 7:15 am
Brown baby…white baby… Ugh, who talks like that?
Jessica Alba…Ignoramus.
Comment by toldya — June 12, 2008 @ 3:26 am