Billy Ray Cyrus Likes To Name Drop, Look Cool, Make Excuses
The whole Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana thing is as dumb as her daddy’s accent, but to make matters worse, now Billy Ray goes on the “Today” show and makes a bunch of lame excuses for why he was unaware his daughter, all 15 years of her, agreed to some soft-core porn style pictures, despite her squeaky clean Disney spoon-fed image.
Can you imagine how refreshing it would be for a famous person to just get up there and say, “Hey, I am an entertainer. I am not bright or very smart. In fact, I do stupid things sometimes. I suck. Please forgive me” ?
Not only that, the pictures were yucky. Miley hasn’t even grown into that mug of hers. Sheesh, can’t we let kids grow up first before we start whoring them out.
Hollywood is yucky.
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1) you’ll never hear a celebrity say that, D, because they’re too stupid to realize how dumb they are.
2) we’re talking about Billy Ray fucking Cyrus here. He never was the brightest or sharpest crayon in box. I mean, c’mon…achy breaky mullets? I once read an interview with him (this was after he had a year or two to ride the achy breaky train and the interview was in, I think, TV Guide) and he tried so hard to come across as anything but the idiot he was/is. Instead, he sounded much more ridiculous. Knowing TV Guide, they did their best to salvage what they could and to make him look good, and the result was him blathering on about his horse and his horse’s nickname. It was sad then. It’s horrifying now that he’s trying to work his magic for his daughter’s sake.
Comment by Joanie — June 17, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Sheesh. There’s no accountability in Celeb-ville.
Yes, I agree, I thought that she mostly looked kind of constipated in the photos that I saw from that shoot. She looked as if even she thought that she wasn’t ready for that yet.
Comment by Capcom — June 17, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
i think the whole point for him in this interview was to get in the words stomp, poop, stinks, and turkey neck. that way we can laugh at the good ol boy instead of having to seem him as a parent who didn’t make sure his daughter wasn’t being exploited.
Comment by toldya — June 17, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
You would think this goes without saying but, seriously, to all male people out there, if you are the father of a teenager, and you are sporting a soul patch and chemically straightened hair, you need to stop. Just stop. Don’t go outside, don’t do anything until you’ve shaved that mess off.
You are a PARENT. You are not “cool”. You are a PARENT. Stop scarring your children!
Comment by Kati — June 17, 2008 @ 8:15 pm
First, take yo damn sunglasses off.
C’mon Billy Ray, stop living in 1992. You wouldn’t even have a career today if it weren’t for your daughter. It is your duty to protect her and not let her become another child star cliche.
Step up man.
Comment by knw — June 18, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
He really should have known. If he was a strong parent who respects his daughter he would have said “no” to that Leibowitz whatever her name is. Although, I really can’t seem to get over the fact that some people are taking this whole “Miley leaked photos” thing a little bit out of hand. I saw her “Got Milk” ad and it wasn’t bad at all! Same with her new “in bed with Marshall” pics… I mean come on, she may have made mistakes but some people are taking that situation a little bit out of control! What I do know though, is that Miley’s parents aren’t very good at ubringing their family.
Comment by chapstick — June 18, 2008 @ 11:31 pm