Madonna And A-Rod And Guy, Oh My!
Rumours (I had to use the British spelling, since Madonna is so veddy veddy British) are flying fast and furious about this whole Madonna/A-Rod/Guy Ritchie/Cynthia Rodriguez/Lenny Kravitz thing.  I’ll attempt to do a fast update, okay? Just to try and get up to speed.
Okay. First, Cynthia has split up with Stray-Rod:
The Daily News reported today that Cynthia dumped the future Hall of Famer after three months of problems in their marriage.
Word of the breakup comes one day after widespread reports that the Bombers’ $275 million cleanup hitter has been rounding the bases with pop icon Madonna - and team owner Hank Steinbrenner blamed recent poor play on “outside distractions.”
Word of the couple’s marital strife comes less than three months after they expressed how “thrilled” they were with the April 21 birth of daughter Ella Alexander.
Rodriguez, 32, didn’t join his wife in Miami until 10 minutes after she gave birth, and spent only a day with her and their newborn before rejoining the Yankees.
And there are denials all around that Cynthia and singer Lenny Kravitz (a reputed former Madonna castoff himself) are rockin’ the shack:
The “Let Love Rule” singer, in a statement released Thursday morning, said he’s letting the Yankee slugger’s estranged wife stay at his place in Paris - but simply as a friend.
“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,” Kravitz said. “This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”
Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were “extremely hurtful,” adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home “to escape from everything happening in New York City.”
Cynthia brought along her daughter’s godfather and his family for moral support as her 5-year marriage to Alex Rodriguez crumbled.
So while all this is going on, what’s poor cuckold boy Guy Ritchie doing?
Look, they’re holding hands! Couples that are about to get a divorce don’t hold hands in public — um, right?
In an effort to dispel the divorce rumors, Madonna and Guy Ritchie actually went out to dinner — together!!! — last night [Tuesday night] in NYC.
And finally, is Madonna using some sort of freaky batter’s grip on A-Rod?
Madonna is using “mind control” through the power of Kabbalah to mesmerize A-Rod into making him her boytoy, according to friends of his wife.
“I don’t recognize the man he’s become,” Cynthia Rodriguez told a pal, according to the New York Daily News. “I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. … Today he’s very cold and calculating.” Still, say pals, Cynthia is still in love with the slugger.
Um, okay. I don’t think it’s her mind that she’s using to control him.
So basically, what it is coming down to, is this…nobody is claiming to be having sex with anyone else. Everybody’s publicist, official spokesperson, mother-in-law, next-door-neighbor, and dog-walker is saying that none of this is true. Except the parts that are. Allegedly.
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Comment by NUNZIO BAGLIERE — July 4, 2008 @ 7:05 pm
Madonna: The state tax liens and Lenny’s corporations
http://webofdeception.com/#madonna
Comment by Robert Lewis — July 4, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Yes, I’m back after an extended internet hiatus!
Madonna is to Kabbalah what Tom Cruise is to Scientology. Both have been charged by their respective religions to bring the big bucks into their Churches…
by whatever means necessary, it appears.
What’s strange is that no one seems to have made the connection. Poor Tom (not that I really feel sorry for him) gets maligned so much in the press for being a Scientology fanatic, yet here is Madonna, equally as fanatical, it seems, but people still worship her.
Oh well, she’s got a new album and tour coming up, so as with Tom Cruise, any publicity is good publicity, get your name in the papers any way you can. Lucky for her that her kids don’t have access to the internet or TV.
FWIW, I’m an agnostic, and most definitely not a fan of any religion (or Tom or Madge).
Comment by crazymom — July 6, 2008 @ 9:57 am
Madonna’s Miserable Marriage
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/madonna_miserable_marriage.htm
Comment by tjr08 — July 6, 2008 @ 1:47 pm