Miley Cyrus Offered One Million To Hock Condoms, Timing Couldn’t Be Better

LifeStyles Condoms is seeking a new spokeswhore person for their product, which happens to be, condoms. According to Fox News Lifestyles Condoms thinks Miley Cyrus, star of Disney’s wildly popular, “Hannah Montana”, would be a perfect candidate. Here’s more:
LifeStyles Condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be its spokesgirl.
The company says it has offered the 15-year-old Disney star — who has said she won’t have sex until she’s married — $1 million to represent the brand.
“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” says the company’s VP of marketing, Carol Carrozza. “We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set — and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
But Cyrus’ rep says they never got an offer.
“We never received an offer, nor would she consider the offer,” her rep tells E! News.
Meanwhile, Cyrus says she’s almost done with “Hannah Montana.”
“We’re thinking this is our last season,” the star tells E!’s Marc Malkin.
The single Cyrus also told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that she would ideally date a “16-year-old [Coldplay lead singer] Chris Martin.”
Miley is done with Disney? Really? Or it could it be Disney is done with Miley for tramping it up over the last year and making a mockery of her fake wholesome image by posting pics of her in revealing outfits, and let’s not forget the whole Vanity Fair debacle with Miley posing naked for Annie Lebowitz (albeit covered in a sheet.)
Miley, like so many of these teens-becoming-women being foisted on society through the meat-grinders of Disney or Nickelodeon, create false expectations on these young women. It’s as though we’ve learned nothing from watching Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, who both claimed to be wholesome young women, who then went on to consume men raw and whole right before our eyes.
It’s not that I expect Miley, Vanessa, Lindsey, Britney, Jessica – or whomever is the “it” girl of the moment to remain virginal, because I don’t. Most of us grown-ups understand the difference between a pre-pubescent child and a hormonal teen, but this however, does not give these huge corporate entertainment entities the right to treat the consumer (young kids) and their parents, as though we are stupid.
Hey Miley, there are worse things in life than a whorish teenager hocking a device which prevents pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease. For example, getting knocked up at 16 and pretending that raising a baby when you are still a baby is a GOOD CHOICE would be far worse.













As much as we’d all love to see Miley grow up and be a respectable and responsible adult, the odds of that happening are more than likely slim to none. If the past is indicative of the future, I’d say she has very little hope. Too much too soon is typically a recipe for disaster.
Comment by D-Bomb — July 29, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
Miley needs to learn that if she can’t walk the walk, she should stop talking the talk until she can do both at the same time.
Comment by k — July 30, 2008 @ 1:27 am
I think she should do it. It would be one of the only positive messages she sends these days. Granted no one wants fifteen year olds having sex, but they do and should be educated about STDs and the risks that go along with unprotected sex. I say if you knew there was a chance it was going to rain syphilis wouldn’t you carry an umbrella?
Comment by Christy — July 30, 2008 @ 2:39 am
I really don’t get it….her parents were very upset re; the Vanity Fair pics published yet she has taken and posted these stripper/skank/full-on make-out session photos that are everywhere on the net. Shouldn’t her parents be more concerned with this Huge Red Flag re; this minors very strong outward sexuality and voyeurism ? Here’s the soon to be next Jamie Lynn Spears !!!!!!
It’s just really sad to me.
Comment by Mia — July 30, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
well noone can stop her.
Comment by beth — August 9, 2008 @ 11:58 pm