Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Unveil Twins; World Shocked To See They Look Like Babies
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie revealed their twin babies to the world in what is being hailed as a record-breaking sum for photos of celeb babies. People in the US and Hello! in the UK have reportedly paid $14M and £7m, respectively, for the rights to print up glossy-paged magazines full of the gloriousness of the world’s best family and their new additions, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt.
Yeah, they donate the money to charity. But they’ve started a trend of paying mucho dinero for Exclusive! First! Photos! of celeb babies, and not every celeb donates the proceeds to the needy, unless they consider the First Bank Of Their Own Pockets a charitable organization.
I won’t be posting a photo of the new babes, since the last time I tried that People got all in a twist about it and threatened our little website with legal action. So here are some photos of other cute babies who’s parents you’ve probably never heard of, but who are cute nonetheless. Thus illustrating my point that babies are babies, cute is cute, and paying millions of dollars for baby photos just starts the child out immediately on a lifetime of believing that they are somehow more wonderfuller than the rest of us commoners, even if you do donate the money to charity.
My dearest wish for the children is that when they grow up, they can be normal adults, in spite of being used as bandages on chest wounds.
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Comment by phil — August 5, 2008 @ 9:30 am
i am dumbfounded by the interest in pitt, jolie and everything they do. i don’t get it.
Comment by sally — August 5, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
I just read where they may be replacing Rene Russo with Angelina in the sequel to The Thomas Crown Affair, starring none other than my beloved Pierce Brosnan.
This would be the biggest travesty in movies since he was forced to share the screen with Denise Richards in The World Is Not Enough. Plus, Rene was great in that film…a very sexy but underappreciated actress.
Agh! Upstream! Upstream!
Comment by k — August 5, 2008 @ 9:51 pm