John Mayer Not One For “Wasting Anyone’s Time,” But Has No Problem Wasting Space And Air
Jennifer dumped John. John dumped Jennifer. Who the hell cares and how does this qualify as news on CNN?
I blame Jennifer Aniston for dating a piece of human garbage like douchey-crooner John Mayer. Clearly Jennifer has the world’s WORST taste in men. Her habit of dating incredibly immature guys, who have a long and checkered history of being afraid of commitment is probably not in her best interest, but none of this excuses John Mayer from running his yap to the paps about who broke up with whom.
Jennifer, as the CNN video reports, is a pretty private person and tends to keep mum on her personal life to the paps. And who can blame her? With Aniston’s heartaches played out in the press for years, and years, AND YEARS (Brangeloonies anyone?), why would she give the media more fuel for their humiliation pyre?
But alas, there’s no accounting for class. Or decorum, or taste, or dignity, apparently.
I hope Jennifer learns a valuable lesson from this. Anyone willing to date Jessica Simpson is probably someone Aniston should cross off her list of potential suitors.
As for you John Mayer, can you do us all a favor? Shut your flapping meathole before it ends up looking like your destined-to-be-diseased weenis. Ask yourself John, in what way are you improving the world? If you are “waiting for the world to change,” how about your start with yourself you attention-obsessed mouth-breather.
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Oh yes Jennifer Aniston likes her privacy????
tell her about her Vanity Fair interview where she stabbed on the back her ex husband with the help of her “friends”
she’s a pathetic fame whore
Comment by sad truth — August 19, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Yeah, as soon as I forget that her ex cheated on her with the biggest fame whore of all. Or should I say the biggest whore of all, Angelina.
Ok, Brangeloonies, get back in your caves.
Comment by D — August 19, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
D, you’re the best. This article is just perfect written.
Comment by madi — August 19, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
“private person”?? Excuse me, this woman has a PUBLICIST. And no movies to promote but getting her name on the tabs, and CNN! This was all set-up, no ones’ heart is ever broken. It was a win-win PR game for BOTH Aniston and Mayer. Congrats, losers!
Comment by Jenfraud — August 20, 2008 @ 8:50 am
Jen has no movies to promote? Did I dream that whole “Marley and Me” thing?
Dawn you are on a roll today! Yet another great post.
Comment by Rachel — August 20, 2008 @ 10:32 am
So are you telling me that John Mayer is going to get a disease on his elbow? The wenis is the rough patch of skin at the tip. I don’t even want to picture what he would be doing to get an STD on that.
Comment by Amaryllis — August 20, 2008 @ 11:38 am
jolie is the biggest fame whore on the planet.
Comment by sally — August 20, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
That’s a good write up!!! John Mayer – simply Kiss and Tell” nothing but. John Mayer – a VERY UNGENTLEMAN, NO RESPECT, NO CLASS AT ALL!!! Somebody need to tell John Mayer if he ever has a career in singing or concert – you are now DOOMED!!! Nobody will ever watch your concert, buy your cd, or even pay attention to you especially when you open your mouth to the paps….John Mayer shut up your mouth!!!
Comment by Sasha — August 21, 2008 @ 12:41 am
so the guy makes one fricken mistake and everyone is hating on him for it.maybe he was frustrated with the paps and has to say something to get them off his back. he is a person too. and yes everyone has their own opinion but if it is something mean that will offend others keep it to your self please
Comment by clare toner — August 21, 2008 @ 9:36 am
He obviously has no class. Anybody knows you don’t tell people you were the one to decide on the breakup. Also by saying he ‘doesn’t want to waste anyone’s time’ he’s obviously referring to Jennifer’s age.
So, no discretion and no class. Maybe not a bad guy, but definitely not very sophisticated himself.
However, don’t take it out on Angelina who can’t help being fabulous. Or actually, go right ahead. She has the inspiring life she wants and obviously does not care what you guys write about her.
Comment by Sarah — August 21, 2008 @ 7:57 pm