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09/24/2008 (9:23 am)

Nick Hogan Bollea Whatever Set For Early Release

However John Graziano, former Marine, remains in a hospital bed, where he will probably be for the rest of his life:

Nick’s being released from Pinellas County Jail on Oct. 21, three months short of the eight-month sentence he got for felony reckless driving. His early release is for good behavior.

Nick earned his release through a system of credits issued to each inmate:

This early release program is very typical and each inmates time served is controlled with a credit system.  Upon entering the facility they are given credits and as long as they keep their nose clean they can put those credits towards early dismissal.  So if you were thinking that Nicky was getting special treatment – think again.

Maybe if Nick had practiced good behavior BEFORE getting behind the wheel of a motorized bomb and driving like an idiot, he wouldn’t have been in jail to start with.  Oh yeah, and his “friend” would not be in a vegetative state.  But then, the concepts of personal responsibility and behaving properly aren’t exactly what the Hogan family is known for.

I wonder just how long it will take for Nicky Bollocks to get started on that real-ality show that he and his dad were talking about not so long ago?  Remember that little conversation?

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.

TERRY:  Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason, and Eric.

NICK:  Okay.

TERRY:  You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.

NICK:  Yeah.  Of course.

TERRY:  I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.

NICK:  Yeah.  I…

TERRY:  You’ll own the show.

NICK:  Yeah.

TERRY:  Y’know.  So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.

NICK:  Okay, cool.

TERRY:  So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…

NICK:  Real-ality.

TERRY:  The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.

NICK:  The New Nick.

TERRY:  Or something.  We’ll have to come up with a good name.  Think of a good name.

NICK:  I’ll be thinking of a good name.

TERRY:  The, the…

NICK:  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

I just can’t wait to see who ponies up millions of dollars to have the First! Exclusive! Interview! with Nick.  Gee, wonder in who’s pockets that money will be going?  But whatever will Nick say?  After all, he’s been sitting in jail with nothing to think about.

Like I’ve said before, if this family shows even a bit of honest remorse for what happened, I’d be the first one to point it out.  But so far all I’ve seen is excuses, whining, and attempts to make money.  Hardly the acts of remorseful people.  Hey, Nick, if you can work it into your busy Hollywood schedule to visit your buddy John, leave the Nerf gun at home, mkay?

To follow GlossLip’s continuing coverage of this whole sordid saga, click here.  Warning, there are some very disturbing photos and video in that link, so don’t say you haven’t been warned.

Posted by k
Filed under: The Hogans

2 Comments

  1. All the Hogan family can think about is themselves. They only think about how they can profit from this tragedy. It’s sickening that he’s being released early, only serving 5 months. John has lost his life, and Nick doesn’t feel he’s responsible. John was a family friend who stayed with them sometimes, and on the recording they call John a “bad person” and that God made this happen. Nick was racing, it was completely his fault and they even try to blame God. It’s pretty horrible.

    Comment by Christie — September 29, 2008 @ 11:57 am

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  3. Absolutely no remorse for John. I can’t believe the way people think that because they have more money than they know what to do with, they can just get away with taking someones life. I don’t care if he didn’t die in the crash there is no reason why John’s life was destroyed other than the fact that Nick whatever is a spoiled little boy who needs to grow up and face the fact that ITS HIS FAULT and he means nothing to anyone else. Also, the fact that they try to bring God into this and say that John was a bad person is so DISGUSTING to me that I would like to rip Hulk and Nick new assholes.

    Comment by Alexis — October 21, 2008 @ 11:39 am

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