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10/10/2008 (12:52 pm)

Avril Lavigne’s Marriage On The Rocks? Awww Poor Avril, NOT!


Avril Poses For Charm School Award

Yeah, I know, it’s bad karma to engage in schadenfreude, but sometimes, a person’s own karmic ballsiness balances out the joy in wishing them misery.

Avril Lavigne is just that sort of person. Avril’s vile, snotty, bratty, narcissistic, anti-social and worst of all, possesses a very limited supply of talent. A talent mind you, which she has chosen to waste on poorly crafted fake-punk songs. Kind of offends me actually, as I grew up when punk was born and the spirit of punk is essentially the antithesis of Avril Lavigne.

Ahh, but I digress. Let’s get to the fun part. Multiple reports are coming out in the tabloids after the story first broke in the National Enquirer, that while Avril was performing a show in China, her hubby of 2 years, fellow pseudo-punker Deryck Whibley (Sum 41) is out with the ladies. Here’s more from the Daily Dish:


According to the National Enquirer the pair — who wed in 2006 — has been troubled since Lavigne embarked on her world tour earlier this year, often leaving the couple thousands of miles apart.

A source tells the magazine Lavigne and Whibley “have been growing apart for months,” adding, “Deryck isn’t motivated in his own career, so he’s been drinking and partying.”

Rumors of their split were fueled when Whibley was reportedly seen at an event at a Los Angeles nightclub “huddled at a private table” and holding the hand of an unknown woman.

As WENN went to press a spokesperson for Lavigne and Whibley had not returned requests for comment.

So another one may or may not bite the dust. I have to say this is no tragic loss. Avril’s self-absorbed behavior must be grating even to other self-absorbed people. It was simply a matter of time. As for that comment from Lavigne and Whibley, chances are it would be in the form of a loogie anyway. Hey WENN, count yourself lucky you DIDN’T hear back from them.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Avril Lavigne, Big Dummies, Splitzville

9 Comments

  1. Could not agree more Dawn. The first pic says it all.

    Comment by Rachel — October 10, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

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  2. What a bunch of crap, this article is based on an article from the National Enquirer, which holds about as much credibility as this blog. I can believe and one with any intelligence would believe it.

    Comment by Karde — October 10, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

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  3. I agree with you D. It’s so sad to see some people classify Avril as “punk”. These people need to listen to the original punk bands like The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Black Flag, The Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, The Misfits, etc.

    It’s a pity that such great females in rock like The Runaways, Patti Smith, Siouxsie Sioux, P.J. Harvey and Debbie Harris have inspired crappy music like Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus, who have the nerve to label themselves as “rock”. “Poser” is comes short to describe these pathetic girls.

    Comment by Andy A. — October 11, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

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  4. I also hate how Avril will say “Oh, I’m not a punk singer” but she lets her label market her as one when convenient.

    I absolutely HATE this girl. She is really popular in Japan, so I got to hear “Girlfriend” all over the place when it came out… oh, what fun that was…. a song where in the music video she stole some poor girl’s boyfriend. Good role-model, oh yeah. I know parents everywhere want their 11 year olds to say “I’m the motherfucking princess!” and adopt that attitude to anything parents or authority says. And she is SO not tough. I’d love to see someone punch her in the face after having her spit hawked at them. She has abused her celebrity status since day one, and has the nerve to think of herself as a role-model. She makes me sick.

    And I do not understand why guys think she’s attractive. She’s a scrawny raccoon girl who cackles when she farts! She is one of the few celebrities I really hate. Oh, and she steals her songs.

    Comment by Brooke — October 12, 2008 @ 3:27 am

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  5. what up this is avril guys if you donit like me don’t go to this website ever again!

    Comment by avril — October 12, 2008 @ 10:02 am

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  6. Hi Dawn,

    I’m BACK

    Comment by DM Longcat — October 13, 2008 @ 2:10 am

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  7. Breaking News! Another 1 of the 50% of marriages that will end in divorce.
    Fucking snorefest.

    Comment by anon@anon.penet.fi — October 13, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

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    Pingback by IanUnderCover » Blog Archive » Avril Lavigne has been partying hard as her marriage is about to come to end — October 14, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

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  9. I grew in the late 70’s and early 80’s and went to punk shows all the time - Ramones, Black Flag, Agent orange, Crucifix, the Vandals. Yeah, she’s not punk by those standards but what u don’t realize is at least she’s getting young girls into guitar rock instead of Britney Spears type shit - they’re YOUNG - they think its cool - as they get older and learn about music they’ll get into the real stuff. Just don’t listen to it if u don’t like it - u have to write hateful comments and criticize people? You have too much time on your hands - punk in the real days was never about your petty BS. Fuck Off

    Comment by 185 lbs of hate — October 15, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

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