Angelina Jolie Can’t Keep Her Stories Straight
Angelina Jolie recently sat for an interview in which she possibly revealed more than she wanted to…or maybe not, since I get the feeling that nothing she does or say that concerns the press is by accident. For one, she says she plans on staying home with her brood of kids for a full year (yes, a full year!) after she gets done with her next two movies (the movie Edwin A. Salt, after Tom Cruise ”passed” on it, and the sequel to Kung Fu Panda):
She has taken all of 2008 off from filmmaking and has only one movie lined up — the spy thriller “Edwin A. Salt,” which will begin production in February and which, in an indication of her box office clout in action films, was reconceived for her after Tom Cruise dropped out.
In addition she will reprise her vocal performance as Tigress in the sequel to this summer’s “Kung Fu Panda” — the only one of her roughly three dozen movies that any of her children have seen. “It’s a big hit in the house,” she said. “Jack Black is like De Niro to the kids.”
After that, she said, she’ll stay home for another full year, and she expects acting to play a diminishing role in her life as time goes by.
Wherever home is, that is. Since they are constantly jetting off to here or there or somewheres else, who knows where home is? Kids need stability and continuity, but not in Angelina’s world.
Also, she worries about what effect her past indiscretions might have on her kids, particularly Maddox, who is now old enough to navigate teh interwebs:
She worries about the day that Maddox, who is now old enough to use the Internet, will “look up my name and see some kind of sexy pictures or read a story about himself that isn’t true. There’s a lot we’re going to have to explain to them about how public their family is.”
I know we all have things in our past that we’d rather die than have our kids find out about, but come on…she has lived most of her adult life in the spotlight. Maybe she should have thought about stuff like this ten years ago, huh?
Or, possibly she should have thought about that as soon as about four years ago. Speaking of past indiscretions, here’s the real shocker. In case you were wondering just when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt fell in love, here’s your answer:
Nonetheless, she said, she looks forward to the day when she can put “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” in the DVD player for the children; “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
O rly. Imagine that. Mr. and Mrs. Smith started filming in January 2004. Jennifer Aniston and Brad formally separated on January 7, 2005, and she filed for divorce in March 2005. As of January 2004, the beginning of filming for Brad and Angelina, Jennifer and Brad were still together, although by all reports the marriage was rocky during 2004. Still, the fact remains that Brad and Jen were still married during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and were not even separated (although I would also like to point out that separated is still married).
And now I’d like to revisit a couple little things Angelina and Brad have mewled in the past about her father, cheating, just what sort of man Anges is attracted to, and just when Brad says the whole thing started. For one, Angelina has said that she has never been able to watch a little movie called Coming Home, because that was when her father supposedly cheated on her mother:
Angelina also spoke about her Father, Jon Voight, with whom she has been estranged for quite some time. Jolie had this to say about her dad, “We don’t really have a relationship, but we’re in contact. And wish each other well. I think we’ve realized there’s been too much discussion. Him discussing me publicly. I’ve had to comment on him. I think it’s best that, if we try to have any relationship in the future, we do it quietly.”
Angelina also said she had never been able to view her father’s oscar-winning performance in Coming Home.
“Because that was when my father left my mom, and the woman who he cheated on her with is in the film,” Jolie says.
That’s been disputed (Angelina was born in 1975, her parents separated in 1976, the movie was filmed sometime between 1976 and 1977, when this supposed affair took place, and was released in 1978…you do the math), but it doesn’t stop Anges from believing it.
Brad, in the past, has had this to say about when the relationship with Anges started:
There was no mistaking the onscreen chemistry, but for the first time Brad Pitt has publicly refuted long-standing rumours he cheated on his former wife Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie while filming Mr and Mrs Smith.
In a new interview with US talk show host Larry King, the actor hit back at suggestions he began the high profile relationship before his marriage was over.
He insisted to the presenter: “Well, that [romance] came after Larry. That came after.”
Brad first met his now partner on the set of action film in 2004, and within months, his marriage to America’s Sweetheart Jennifer was over.
And she had this to say about chasing after a married man:
Curry: You have said, “To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning, if I did that.”
Jolie: Yeah, that’s right.
Curry: That says a lot.
Jolie: Yeah, well, I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.
O rly.
I think my work here is done.
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Can we PLEASE drop the stories on Jolie for a while and give it a rest? geez!
Comment by Uhhhgg! — October 20, 2008 @ 9:44 am
C’mon! We all knew the truth from the start! Angelina is a homewrecker and this is proof…Jennifer Aniston is better off.
Comment by Team Aniston — October 20, 2008 @ 10:09 am
This isn’t her first rodeo. Does anyone remember when she split up Billy Bob Thornton and Laura Dern?
Comment by Tammy — October 20, 2008 @ 10:19 am
I agree with the author. Everything this couple does or says is hypocritical. From the cheating to the staying home and being a parent. Then again, why would you need to be a parent when you have 4 nannies for 6 kids?
The problem with lying is you never remember your lies. I hope Aniston keeps her class up and doesn’t comment on Jolie-Pitt’s love.
Comment by James — October 20, 2008 @ 10:23 am
First of all, no one can “steal” another person’s husband or wife. They’re not property, their not a chair or a car. If a marriage is solid, neither spouse will stray, don’t get me wrong, there are always temptations but a “mature”/ strong marriage helps over come that. But the whole idea of “stealing” is just an excuse to make the dumped spouse feel like a victim instead of questing the relationship for what it is and asking yourself “is my mate really happy with me”.
Comment by Patrick — October 20, 2008 @ 10:36 am
yes We know from the start. Jennifer was a fame whore who lost a good man and went crying about it blaming everybody but not herself. There is a scary kind of obesession with this Young intellegent and beautifull woman. Leave her alone.She didn’t say anything she didn’t say anything before. If you notice in her Vogue interview 2007. Besides, who cares what happend for the end of that camera nice only crapy marrige? except werdios? If you care about jennifer concentrate in her rebound man she has got and workship him. Get over of what happend for that crappy draning marriage. If you care about morals bash cortney cox for living with a married man for a year.I think the rules should apply to JenNNNNNNNY victim botox buddies too.
Comment by nevaeh — October 20, 2008 @ 10:42 am
The point is that they never admit their infidelity. It’s neither whether people don’t leave Branjelina alone or not nor wheather Jennifer Aniston is a victim or not. Why don’t they stop lying already or keep their mouth shut? It seems like they can never stop lying.
Comment by jay — October 20, 2008 @ 10:57 am
It seems that Angelina enjoys continually twisting the knife when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Nah, no issues going on there.
Why doesn’t Angelina just drop it already and get on with her life with Brad and their hoard of children? Possibly because she’s as unbalanced as she was when she deep kissed her brother and wore a vial of blood around her neck.
Comment by Rachel — October 20, 2008 @ 11:09 am
She said they fell in love. She did not say they had an affair or even started dating. There is a big difference in falling in love and committing adultery unless you consider “lusting in your heart” according to Jimmy Carter. No one knows what really goes on in someone else’s life. It is just a guess and people seem to love to guess about celebrities more than anyone else. More than 3 out of every 5 marriages end in divorce so this is certainly not something new. These people lead their everyday lives just as we do. They don’t care a fig about what we think. They have better things to do than read gossip.
Comment by Skye — October 20, 2008 @ 11:21 am
All we ever hear nowadays is poor poor Jen
come on people lets move on she is growm woman
time to suck it up Jen and get a life.
Big Mama
Comment by Big Mama — October 20, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Miss Jolie will never learn to keep her mouth shut.
As far as not being able to steal anyone’s husband, anyone who has been married more than 4 years knows that relationships have their ups and downs. I believe that a man who was 40 going through a midlife crisis and having a stunning wild sexual woman coming onto you while you are making out for the movie would have been too much temptation for almost anyone.
If you are starting to fall in love with a married man then you back off. In another interview Jolie revealed that she, Brad and Maddox were playing on the floor in HER HOTEL ROOM and Maddox called Brad daddy (no doublt prompted by Jolie) and Brad and she looked at each other and wondered “Can we really do this”, this is a pretty intimate conversation for people who are not sleeping together.
It is said that Brad and Jen’s marriage hit a rough patch in 2004, Mr&Mrs starting filming in January of 2004….you do the math.
They are not the first cheaters and they will not be the last. HOWEVER, to sit there with her holier than thou attitude and say she could never be with a married man because she couldn’t look at herself in the morning….guess they have no mirrors in their many homes.
She is worried about Maddox looking at internet stories about her…hope he doesn’t find the picture of her with exposed breasts near a horses mouth.
Yep real mother material
Comment by bobby — October 20, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Pahleaze! Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking whore. She did woo Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston because she’s an insecure bitch who only feels important if someone is willing to stray to be with her. It’s painfully obvious! Open a psychology book…she is a narcissist to be sure. I know I’ve probably spelled narcissist wrong but who cares…my point is she is a text book looney and I’m sick of hearing about her love life and family life. And I’m constantly confused by people saying that Jennifer blamed everyone but herself or that she cried in interviews…seems to me the only one out of the two who talks ad nauseum about her ridiculous life is Angelina. Jennifer doesn’t bring them up or throw them under the bus when promoting a movie but Angelina does it to her…it’s so annoying that people don’t see her for what she really is….a self absorbed meglomaniac! I’m so sick of this weirdo! Enough talking about how perfect you are and your family….blah, blah, blah, blah!!!
Comment by CC — October 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am
You’re really stretching here – there are no contradictions in anything Brad and Angelina have said concerning their beginning. Each has acknowledged an attraction that they DIDN”T act on until after the break-up of his marriage. Why don’t you leave these good people and their family ALONE. How in God’s name does google allow you
Comment by appacom — October 20, 2008 @ 11:58 am
cont. How does google allow your garbage to appear on my home page?
Comment by appacom — October 20, 2008 @ 11:59 am
thank youu!!! im so glad people see the hypocrisy of these idiots!!! they realize now they cant keep their lies straight, and we’re not buying it anymore….they use kids as a stunt now….to try to get people to buy their phoniness….its overrated now, we dont care how much good you do, your not the only one in the world adopting and what kind of a role model are you gonna set for your kids when ur such a freaking hypocrite??
the apple doesnt fall far from the tree….im sick of them talking about themselves…and usign their kids as media whores for attention, other celebrities have kids…they dont talk about them 24/7
we need to ignore these a-holes b/c they feed on attention
Comment by maya — October 20, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Maya and the rest of you are so uninformed and so jealous. Don’t bother to respond because there is absolutely nothing any of you judgemental pieces of human waste can say of value.
Comment by appacom — October 20, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
We already know all of this. Next story please
Comment by katie — October 20, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
jolie is mentally ill. she used to be addicted to drugs and sex, now she is addicted to adopting children. she needs to be committed to a mental health facility. she is sicker than britney.
Comment by sally — October 20, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
a decent woman would not entice a married man. every marriage has it downs and men of pittshitt type are only in for the good never the downs, so I don.t blame jolietit only. He is a weakling and i really feel for any woman connected to him, jolietit is hanging herself and her career sticking with him and adopting all these kids. why does she not sponsor a orphanage instead of taking one kid the money she spends on carting the kids around and everthing could feed 20 kids in a orphanage plus she says they never let the kids forget their past poverty that is sick you adopt a kid not to remind them what you did for them but because you love them and want to give them a better life. they are two sick adoptee pr shanks.
Comment by jan — October 20, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
Well, maybe you should check your facts before spouting off. Or would that just cloud your pretty little mind?
Mr and Mrs Smith filmed from Jan to May 2004. It resumed filming in August 2004 and again until the end of October 2004. More filming and reshoots were done including the very last scene in the movie in April and May 2005. Filming was going on until a few weeks before the June 2005 premiere. Aniston and Pitt separated in early Jan 2005 and divorce papers were filed March 2005. They, in fact, were separated for much of 2003 and made some attempts at reconciliation during 2004 with Pitt & Aniston living apart for much of 2004. There was trouble in that marriage from almost day one. Pitt was in therapy within 6 months of the wedding.
Speculate and interpret her words all you want but please stop pretending you “know” something or have caught some scandal. All parties have denied what you are trying to put forth as truth. There has never been anything to corroborate an affair before the divorce papers. Does this break your little poisonous heart? Sorry.
Comment by Maclean — October 20, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
she is also addicted to tattoos, soon she won’t have any normal skin left. seek help jolie, you need it, do it for your children.
Comment by sally — October 20, 2008 @ 6:17 pm
Jolie is a fruit cake. Her kids will grow up to be fruit cakes. Pitt is soooo handsome, but sooooo shallow. I pity their children – they will never be taught the difference between right and wrong – or truth and lies. If it wasn’t for their “slips” to the press, they would have no publicity. Their movies are failures
Comment by honest — October 20, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
K, I love you. I hate those who say leave AJ and BP alone: they are constantly talking about their perfect lives and how much better than you and me they are. Why should I leave them alone when they do not want that?
When did ever Jennifer cry and whin about them? There is only one interview, years ago, where she said that she was hurt and has never, NEVER again, brough that up. Brangelina on the other hand, everytime they do an interview, every time they have sth to promote they constantly talk about Jen, hurt her and throw her under the bus. I am a normal person, and if my ex would hurt me so much for his personal gain, I would go to God him/herself and talk about him publicly. Jen has been more than a class and I can not imagine how hurt she is. AJ broke her marriage, we all know that and we all should accept that: all relationships have ups and downs but when a third person comes into it,then you relationship is over.
Yes, I am biased. I learned about AJ when I came in the US and I have never understood America’s fascinations with AJ. Probably I am jealous-I do want her money though- but there is sth in AJ lies and hypocrisy, sth in her attitude that says worship me even though I pretend like I do not like it, that really turns me off.
Comment by R — October 20, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
Jolie is a big fucking bitch who stole someone’s husband. And Brad is just as a moron as she is. He cheated on Jen’s with Angie. I know chemistry might come up between those two while they were filming Mr & Mrs. Smith. But if Brad was a responsible and good husband, he had to be able to control his feelings. Brad, you were married, you asshole. Even if he couldn’t stop his feeling, he should at least admit as soon as he and Jen separated, telling about how he had fallen for that Jolie bitch while he was still married.
Shame on you!!
Comment by brangelina's haters — October 20, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
Angelina has done, numerous times, exactly what she has always accused her Dad of doing… having an affair on set. First it was Billy Bob – who was engaged to and living with Laura Dern. Then it was Brad P, who was married to and living with, Jennifer A. She should shut up and not be so mean to her Dad, since she’s done exactly what she accused him of, and more than once! Someone above pointed out she was addicted to drugs and sex and tattoos, now it’s adopting kids and having kids – she should sponser an orphanage instead of dragging these poor kids all over the place, where they have no real sense of “home” and “permanency” – I feel sorry for them.
Comment by Memory — October 20, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Remember the spead AJ and BP did in “W” Magazine before Brad’s divorce was final? That was the point where Jennifer said he might be missing a “sensitivity chip” and she was right. What a callous thing to do. Other than that she has remained mum on the subject, while Angelina can’t stop talking about how they met and fell in love, blah blah blah.
She still has issues with Aniston, not the other way around. And she is, by all appearences, a lying bitch.
Comment by Rachel — October 21, 2008 @ 12:01 am
Give it a rest? Why you were here in the first place? To read all of this, right?
Be the change, you like to see in the world!!!
Comment by cynthia — October 21, 2008 @ 3:08 am
YES Cynthia! Time to give Branjolina (eeeeewww it hurt just to type that) a rest.
I was here in the first place because I enjoy Glosslip alot. And Dawn is an ultra FABULOUS person.
But seriously…. some particular stories can go away for a while. Sooooooorrryyyyy!
Oh! and if you are keeping track…. I have had my fill of Winehouse too.
Woops! I guess if I am here, I should’t say that either?
The last time I checked I am entitled to my own opinion and the freedom to post it. Neener,neener,neener
Comment by ENTITLED TO MY OPINION — October 21, 2008 @ 8:54 am
Of course, you’re entitled to your opinion. And I’m entitled to ignore it.
Nobody is twisting your arm to read stories you don’t like. Read what you’re interested in and don’t read the ones you aren’t interested in. It isn’t any more difficult than that.
Comment by k — October 21, 2008 @ 10:16 am
That’s exactly what I do…. I didn’t read the Brangolina article. ‘Cause I am SICK OF THEM.
And I don’t read stories I dont like. So we agree.
Comment by ENTITLED — October 21, 2008 @ 11:34 am
They do not give interviews all of the time. They moved to Namibia and France in order to escape the media. The media is desperate for news of them and will go to any length to get it. They only give interviews as part of their contract in advertising a new film or promoting a charity. They both have new films out. People remember things that have been printed in tabloids and then think the celebrity has said it. I repeat. They live everyday lives just as we do and do not place any value on what others may think of them or on what is published in the tabloids. Why do celebrities have to be more angelic than the general public? Just because they live in a fishbowl? No one is perfect. He who is free of imperfection throw the first rock.
Comment by Skye — October 22, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
The Jolie/Pitt media game lures the Press as they are playing games when it suits them. Im “surprised” at Jolie very twisted thinking. Her mother couldnt have been much of a homemaker if Jon Voight cheated. A mother who buys her deranged daughter knives? was she hoping that Angelina would kill herself? should a person feel pity for this adulterous woman? I think not. She’s a scandalous woman who plasters her sh*t for our children to read. what were they thinking when Pitt took those photos of her – did he ever think how his dad or her dad would react? do they think its art or do they drool over it? what about the children worldwide that dont think that it is ART? who is mindf*cking who here? Princess Diana also played media games. It costs a lot at the end of the day. They shouldnt overplay their hands
Comment by sharon — October 23, 2008 @ 7:11 am
You might want to comment on how Angelina supposedly loved her mother. Do the math as to how many months she was out of the country in Germany, Namibia, etc. during the time her own mother was dying in California. Give me a break. She was not there for her mother when her mother needed her.
Comment by Lisa — October 23, 2008 @ 9:24 am
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Pingback by GlossLip » Pierce Brosnan Prefers Charlize Theron Over Angelina Jolie, Sheesh, Who Doesn’t? — November 10, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
With the delicious Pierce I would be very surprised and even a little heartbroken if he thought he could be tempted by Angelina. I think he’s just speaking about his preferences for an actress in a role in his film. Pierce loves Keely and honestly, I think he is a faithful husband and will remain so. I think he believes in the sanctitiy of marriage and is definitely no Brad Pitt.
Comment by Christine Jones — November 10, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
Ohh but Jolie is the picture of constancy… she has stated she is a very shy person (sure we can tell from her being soooo very private)… that she is a peace advocator (why the violent movies then)… that she would NEVER separate from Thornton (it was FOR LIFE)… that she Never blahblahblah…
Narcissists always contradict themselves but will never ever admit it. They will look you straight in the eye and say ” I didn’t have sex with that woman” or “I didn’t cheat*…
*yawn*
Comment by John — April 3, 2009 @ 1:55 pm