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10/21/2008 (10:10 am)

Nick Hogan Celebrates His “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card

That’s right, folks…stay off the streets, Little Nicky Hogan is a free, uh, man.  It seems that one hundred and sixty-six days is roughly equivalent to the life of his friend John:

Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County Jail just after midnight Tuesday morning. We’re told he arrived back at his mom Linda’s house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene.

Nick pleaded no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury back in May. He was sentenced to eight months but only served the aforementioned 166 days due to “good time” credit.

His best friend, John Graziano, remains hospitalized and will require medical care the rest of his life.

Because nothing says, “I’m sorry for putting my friend in a vegetative state,” like a window-rattling partay.  Nick was met by his sister Brooke, who was her usual understated, classy self.  Again, nothing shows the true concept of “Redemption” as much as a lovely tattoo right above your buttcrack.

Seaking of Brooke, she took to the interwebs again and blogged about the upcoming reunion on her MySpace:

Hey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.

There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn’t come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

God gives us intelligence and expects us to use it.  Barring a total, miraculous, divine reconstruction of John’s head and brain, there is no way John is going to walk out of the hospital, and no amount of “positive thinking” or “positive confession” is going to change that.  I believe in the miraculous power of God, but I also know real reality when I see it.  It isn’t enough to live in denial and whitewash it as ”faith”.

All anyone has ever wanted is for Nick and his family to accept responsibility and show even a little bit of remorse for what they’ve done.  So far, all we’ve got have been failed attempts at blame-shifting and a very definite refusal of the Hogans to accept the reality of what they’ve done.

And let’s not forget that real-ality show Nick has been talking about to his father.  What was it he wanted to title it, The New Nick?

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.

TERRY:  Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason [Hervey], and Eric [Bischoff].

NICK:  Okay.

TERRY:  You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.

NICK:  Yeah.  Of course.

TERRY:  I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.

NICK:  Yeah.  I…

TERRY:  You’ll own the show.

NICK:  Yeah.

TERRY:  Y’know.  So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.

NICK:  Okay, cool.

TERRY:  So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…

NICK:  Real-ality.

TERRY:  The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.

NICK:  The New Nick.

TERRY:  Or something.  We’ll have to come up with a good name.  Think of a good name.

NICK:  I’ll be thinking of a good name.

TERRY:  The, the…

NICK:  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

Wonder if he’s thought of a good name yet?  I’m shooting for Meet The New Nick, Same As The Old Nick.  Or maybe I Walked Away Because God Likes Me Better.  Seriously, I wonder just how long it will take to get this all together.

But I still think we could get a new reality show out of this.  It should feature a 27/7 camera aimed at John Graziano’s hospital room, showing the real reality of just what this family’s selfishness did.

Which, in case you’ve forgotten, is this.

I AM WARNING YOU NOW, THESE PHOTOGRAPHS AND VIDEO ARE VERY GRAPHIC AND EXTREMELY UPSETTING.  DO NOT CLICK THROUGH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR IF THIS WILL DISTURB YOU.  I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED; DO NOT COMMENT ON THEIR GRAPHIC NATURE AS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN.

You can follow our continuing coverage of the Hogan family here.

Party on, dude.

Posted by k
Filed under: The Hogans, Uncategorized

11 Comments

  1. The entire Hogan family discusts me. Nick got a slap on the hand and should be thrown back in jail. Karma will catch up to him eventually.

    I don’t beleive that the grose mother is having an affiar with that young guy either. I don’t belive the entire divorce thing at all. It’s all to avoid getting totally screwed over money wise by the Graziano family in court.

    Nick should of had a picture of his “buddy” on his jail cell wall as a reminder of what he did.
    A party when he got out? DISCUSTING!

    Comment by DISCUSTED — October 21, 2008 @ 11:22 am

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  3. ” It should feature a 27/7 camera aimed at John Graziano’s hospital room, showing the real reality of just what this family’s selfishness did.”

    I think that’s fabulous idea. That Nick is only concerned with how much money he can make is beyond disgusting. The whole family is disgusting.

    Stay outta Nick’s way, he’s back on the road.

    Comment by Rachel — October 21, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

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  5. I hate to say this…but the poor man should have died, he would be better off…..makes my heart break to see that…sometimes death is better.

    Comment by kindra — October 21, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

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  7. Also this man chose to be in that speeding car….anyone ever thought of that? I also think its disgusting that Nicks “thinks” he can Profit off this. Sad Sad Sad

    Comment by kindra — October 21, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

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  9. We have discussed that very topic in previous articles. Yes, he did choose to get in Nick’s car, and that was obviously a wrong decision considering Nick’s driving record. And he did choose to not wear his seat belt.

    However, it is the responsibility of the driver to make sure all passengers are buckled up. And had Nick been driving responsibility and not under any influence of alcohol, then any accident would have been minor at worst and any injuries would have been small, if there had been any at all.

    Comment by k — October 21, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

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  11. Please throw that guy back in jail!! Nick Hogan and his disgusting family! All fake and stupid! What the fuck is 5 months??When John is staying his whole life in this situation… God… and then the stupid words of Brooke “walking out of the hospital”. I have no words for a girl like that…
    My love and support goes to John, his family & loves ones.
    And i want them to know that we in Europe also care for the situation

    Comment by Kiedis — October 22, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

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  13. Nick is cool

    Comment by MS — October 22, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

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  15. Does this girl even know what ‘Redemption’ means?

    I doubt it.

    Redemption involves genuine remorse; not something you show for the camera. Something that you actually have to FEEL. Any person who feels that guilt, remorse and sorrow for their actions would NOT be on the phone with their father wondering about how much money they hope to make on their new show. They would be WORKING to redeem themselves.

    My family had lost someone very dear to them many years ago when a sixteen year old kid decided to get drunk with a few of her friends. She got the equivilant of a slap on the wrist and my family has had to live with the pain of losing that member of our family.

    To this day, I wonder, has this girl changed since all those years ago? Has she, at all, felt remorse for the death she caused? Has she made effort to, in some small way, make up for the life that was cut short by her actions, to find her redemption?

    I hope so.

    Comment by A Watcher — October 22, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

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  17. You guys are so ridic on the situation, I am sure your kids are out there driving like maniacs and what not. But guess what Nick is the first person in the state of Flordia to ever get convicted of such a thing. There are many cases of things like this and they get way more less then the slap on a wrist(8 months in jail) they get more things like probation. And the things for reality that Nick is actually trying to do is to put money to John and his family. So I don’t see no reason why you should be on his balls he is actually doing a good thing and wasted 8 months when he could be raising money for John’s family. I am not stating that what happened is right but I am stating that things Nick is doing to get money to help John’s family is in the right. I am sure there are many cases like this in every state and why your not posting about it then your a hipocrit. Nick raise your money for your boy and help him out I know your doing the right thing man.

    Comment by Me — October 25, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

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  19. Hey “Me!”
    How am I a “hipocrit”? (as you spelled it)
    There are cases like this in every state? You mean people caught for drunk driving, and getting a friend killed and then them discussing TV deals in jail, mother parading around like a whore with a young guy trying to make her fake divorce look good, sister having Redemption put on her ass(which she clearly does not know the meaning of),getting GIFTS in jail?, and then attending a party on your release? And this makes ME a hypocrite how? You must be a HOGAN!

    Maybe people wouldn’t feel so hostile against Nick the Prick if he showed ONE ounce of remorse. Instead he whines about being in jail, gets off early, is discussing TV deals while in jail, the mother brings him a skateboard for a gift while he’s in jail? and then attends a party when he gets out? Yeah that’s really respectful.
    His family should of been more respectful of his friend in the hospital and not look so DAMN happy all the time. So I don’t agree with you one iota. The Hogans have NO class and NO remorse.

    Comment by Discusted — October 28, 2008 @ 10:37 am

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  21. And for the record……my kid is 20 years old, he doesn’t drive like a maniac, and he doesn’t drink and never has. So stuff it!

    Comment by Discusted — October 28, 2008 @ 10:39 am

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