Miley Cyrus’ 20-Year Old Boyfriend Latest Stop On Her Train To Whoreville
Justin Gaston, an underwear model is dating Miley Cyrus, who is apparently an underwear model in training. Gaston is 20 while Miley, star of Disney’s tween show Hannah Montana, is 15. I was pretty concerned about this relationship and the age difference, but after seeing these pictures, ehh, what’s to worry about? Clearly this guy’s mental age is in the 12-year old range.
Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s father, seems to have lost his way in his parental responsibility and continues to show poor judgment in regards to his daughter. Not only has he done nothing about the continuous leaks of Miley doing her own amateur underwear modeling, but he even participated in the promoting of his daughter in scandalous photos and questionable decisions.
And of course, he totally approves of Miley’s new boyfriend, the 20-year old underwear model, Justin Gaston. From the SFGate:
Miley Cyrus’ protective father, Billy Ray, has given the pop star’s “guy pal” Justin Gaston the seal of.The 15-year-old has been linked to 20-year-old Gaston — a former contestant on reality TV show “Nashville Star” — for several weeks, and he joined her dad onstage to perform at Miley’s Disneyland party on Sunday.
All parties have denied Gaston is romancing the underage star, but he has won over Billy Ray.
He tells “Access Hollywood,” “He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20 years old and I was living and searching for the dream.
“He’s got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination. I think that’s the true measure of a man, is when you measure his heart.”
Was that supposed to be irony describing Billy Ray as “protective”? It wasn’t lost on me.
As for the “true measure of a man,” it could also be said that it can be found in how well a man looks after his precious children, and in this case I’d say Billy Ray Cyrus falls in the “very small, flacid” range. If I ain’t being too subtle.
Hollywood is like a the Bermuda Triangle, people enter with decent morals and good intentions only to get sucked into a magical vortex of senseless whoring and depravity.
Oh, and clearly the Disney Channel is run by the devil.














Isn’t Miley still fifteen? Isn’t her sixteenth birthday not until November 23?
Isn’t that sort of, oh, I don’t know, illegal?
Also, remember the interview where her mom said this little endearing chestnut:
Uh, yeah. It’s hard to remember that she’s still just a kid when things like this come up.
Comment by k — October 23, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
I don’t think they will be satisfied until Miley is less respected than Paris Hilton. Wow, what a plan.
Comment by D — October 23, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
On the radio show with Ryan Seacrest she said her mother would never allow her to date anyone over the age of 18, and with her being underage i think even 18 is too old. But if it is as they are all saying, that he’s a good guy and it’s just really good friendship I don’t think theres much for her parents to worry too much about.
Comment by l — October 23, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
My parents would not have cared one whit about a 20 year old’s supposed ‘good heart’ when I was 15.
Comment by Rachel — October 23, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
wow
i use to think of miley as a hero more like awesome
becuz i thought shed be a great type of rolemodel
but i guess that she gunna be a BRITTNEY SPEARS
it makes me sad to know this
Comment by Janessa — October 23, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
Well Miley was my role modle and she still is!! Her music is great it speaks to me! and about this wholf BF thing being JG well get over it! People need to let it go and quite trying to ruine her life! You say that people enter hollywood and get sucked into evil! I totally disagree people make them out that way they take their actions words and photos and twist them into something thier not! Trying to ruin thier life! Which is just horrible! So by people dooing that it makes them look bad! I still think Miely is great! I love her she is great, KEEP ON ROKIN MIELY
Comment by Mandy — October 23, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
Get a life. You don’t know Miley, you don’t know her family, and you don’t know this kid, who’s SUPPOSEDLY “dating” her. How is this any of your business? She’s allowed to make her own mistakes, and it sounds like her parents take her seriously enough to give her strong guidance. The message of Hannah Montana has always been “follow your own dream,” not “be exactly like Miley Cyrus.” Would you be happier if her father called her a “whore”?
Comment by X — October 23, 2008 @ 8:34 pm
Dear Mandy,
Allow me to choose a better role model for you. You may pick from any of the four below.
Mother Theresa
Jane Goodall
Hilary Clinton
a pile of woodchips
Any one of these suggestions would be a far better role model than Miley Cyrus.
Comment by Brooke — October 24, 2008 @ 12:35 am
Dear X
The message of Hannah Montana is to follow your dreams. Obviously, Miley Cyrus has a different message. Miley Cyrus suggests children date adults and take pictures of themselves in underwear.
Besides, she’s not a very good singer. Kids need to get their ears cleaned and try listening to her again, maybe they’d realize she’s as flat as her underage chest.
And hasn’t anybody else noticed how garrish her teeth are? If she wants to be a good role model, she should get braces. “Look, kids! Metal mouths are AWESOME!” Then maybe you all would rush to your orthodontist with glee and take better care of your gums. Because Miley told you to.
Instead, Miley tells you to slip dollar bills into her G string.
Comment by Brooke — October 24, 2008 @ 12:41 am
wow harsh.
yeh she’s a bit of a slut but go to any school with chicks her age there, its not like she’s done anything millions of other people havnt. get over it, dont like it then dont pay attention to it.. duh.
besides 5 years difference isn’t even that much, woow it;s illegal, so is drinking under age but how many people still do that and no one cares?
and who are u guys to judge, what u make fun of her teeth? real mature.
Comment by Jess — October 24, 2008 @ 11:37 pm
So……other teens do these things, and because they have parents/family members/whoever that doesn’t care what they do, that makes it okay for everyone. After all, if their parents don’t care, why should we?
It’s illegal for an adult to date someone under the age of 16, but because people drink underage, that makes it okay.
Why didn’t I think of this? Brilliant!
Comment by k — October 25, 2008 @ 12:40 am
I happen to like straight teeth and good oral hygiene, and I love it when people who get paid to smile at me have nice teeth.
Seriously, Jess, what are you, 12 or something? You seem to have no concept of what being 20 is like. At 20 you are not concerned with things a 15-year-old would be, and quite frankly shouldn’t be. Five years is not a big deal when you are older. My boyfriend is 29 and I’ll be 25 this weekend… we don’t even realize there is an age difference because after college you’ve covered a lot of life lessons by then. But Miley is young and doesn’t have the wisdom that comes with being older– at that age, even two years makes a big difference.
But I guess you don’t understand, since you think nobody cares that people underage drink. Right. So on the news the other day some people got shot… but it’s no big deal, because people get shot all thetime. You’re logic = retarded.
Comment by Brooke — October 27, 2008 @ 1:40 am
Well “Jess”, a 14 year old boy was killed Sunday and 2 others are in critical condition in my city because of underage drinking. I’m guessing his family “cares” that they now have to plan his funeral.
Grow up.
Comment by Rachel — October 27, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
Miley you are a very lucky girl. If my boyfriend was that hot I would hold on to him forever. The underwear modeling idea is not the best idea ever,but you are showing interest in what he likes and that’s great. Not to mention your dad likes him so that’s also a good thing to know that your dad approves, it’s not that I think you have to ask his approval. Asking his approval is like asking who to marry and i would hate to ask my dad who to marry.By the way you are a great singer.I love the song Fly On The Wall. Well I got to go bye.
Comment by Daja — November 30, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
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Comment by (bOOSiE qIRL] — December 5, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Yeah I am turning 16 in March, and i know there is no way in hell my parents would let me date a 20 year old MAN. Not to mention the fact that is is wrong, on more then one level, and the difference in maturity is too much. I mean, what business does a 20 year old have with a 15, now 16 year old GIRL anyway?
If they were lets say 22 and 27, that would at least be better, because then they at least would have a closer maturity level, but 15 and 20 is wrong, that is like a 10 year old dating a 15 year old. Now, how many of you would approve of that?
Comment by Rebecca — December 9, 2008 @ 11:46 pm