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10/28/2008 (2:31 pm)

Dina Lohan Still Clueless On Raising Children

I saw the above picture of 14-year old Ali Lohan (Lindsay’s little sister) and my eyes were offended in so many ways I wasn’t really sure where to begin. The fake orange tan, the too-much make-up, the arm-band tattoo, the black bra with white see through fishnet shirt, the bare midriff, or the blond prostitute standing next to her. Oh wait, that’s Dina her mother. My bad, or in this case, HER BAD. Seriously, how can one young gal go so wrong in so many different ways?

I blame her mother Dina, best known for pimping out her children in whatever way she can to keep herself relevant, and of course, in the best cougar-wear available.

Dina and Ali were judges at a dog costume contest and you have to ask yourself, how bad of a mother do you have to be to let your child, your young daughter, leave the house dressed like that? Also in consideration, how great of a momager can be when the best you can book for your talented kid is a dog costume contest?

I mean I know times are tough, but some standards would be nice. Poor Ali. Poor Lindsay. Poor dogs.

Of course, who am I to judge, Dina’s done such a great job with Lindsay.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Dina and Ali Lohan, Hollyweird, Ickypoo, Lindsay Lohan

5 Comments

  1. Don’t forget the fake nails.

    14 years old, and no doubt thanks to this sorry excuse for a “mother” will have her own serious problems in about a month or two.

    Dina Lohan disgusts me.

    Comment by Rachel — October 28, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

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  2. Has anyone else noticed how much Ali is looking like Lindsay all of a sudden? Same fake orange skin, same vacant look, same slutterific clothes.

    Comment by k — October 28, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

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  3. Her hair looks pretty fried too. She really doesn’t even look 14 anymore, she looks like she’s Lindsay’s age. And Lindsay looks like her mother’s age. And her mother… actually, she looks pretty good for her age, but I still think this family, the Spears family, and the Hogan’s should all go bowling together.

    Comment by Brooke — October 29, 2008 @ 3:41 am

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  4. I’m sorry but Ali looks like a cat in heat or something. Beyond tacky!! It’s odd that Dina isn’t showing any cleavage or too much leg, etc. Obviously it was Ali’s night to shine!!

    Comment by Brenda — November 9, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

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  5. Nice work chief ;-)

    Comment by login — December 21, 2008 @ 5:10 am

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