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10/30/2008 (10:31 am)

Hulk Hogan: Don’t Wreck My Car, Brutha!

It’s nice to know Hulk Hogan has his priorities straight concerning his vehicles.  His soon-to-be-ex-wife’s boytoy Hulkalike wants to drive one of Hulk’s cars, and the big man is having a fit about it:

The Rolls-Royce in question was to sit in storage until their marital assets were divided — because the car loses value if driven. But Linda recently wanted to take it on a joy ride anyway.

Once Hulk’s counsel got word Linda was having the car prepped to drive, they had the Rolls moved to an undisclosed location.

Sources tell us the car’s insurance was “woefully inadequate,” and Hulk had fears Linda’s 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill would drive it — which could have put the extremely expensive car at risk.

Maybe if he would have taken the same approach to his kids as he did his vehicles, perhaps that whole accident thing concerning his son Nick would not have happened.  But, at least he knows what is important, right?

Terry, a piece of advice.  If I were you, I’d make sure any insurance on any car I had was totally paid up and adequate.  You know, since she’s so fond of street racing and outrunning the cops.  After all, if Linda Bollea wants to take any car for a joyride, it’s hard to tell just what she’ll be doing while she’s out there:

At one point in the documentary, [Linda] was asked how she feels about street racing.

Her answer: “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Anybody know what zero to sixty is in a Rolls?

Posted by k
Filed under: Ain't Sayin'/Just Sayin', Cougar Madness, Divorce, Splitzville, The Hogans

1 Comment

  1. This is all a HOAX. She is NOT in love with this youngster. And their divorce is a sham. This guy is doing the family a favor by acting like he is having an affiar with Mrs. Discusto for court reasons. I heard if a couple is divorced in Florida, then the person who is suing them cannot come after them as hard. Correct me if I am wrong please.

    The entire Hogan family discusts me.They should be exposed for what they really are.. Oh wait…. they are doing a fine job of that themeselves!

    Comment by Hogans Hoax — November 2, 2008 @ 9:24 am

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