At Least One Member Of The Winehouse Family Is In Rehab
Too bad it isn’t Amy Winehouse herself.
I took a few personal days last week, and it was at that point in which Blake Incarcerated-Druggie, current hubby of not-incarcerated druggie Amy Winehouse, decided that maybe crack is whack after all and took the system up on that whole “Go to rehab and we’ll let you out of the pokey early” offer they kept throwing at him:
The 26-year-old reportedly has to obey a curfew of 7pm after spending a year locked up for his part in a vicious assault on a pub landlord.
He was released from Edmonds Hill prison in Suffolk at 8am on Wednesday looking pale and with his arms covered in red scars.
The 26-year-old, who has fought a long battle with drug addiction, was not due to be set free until next month but was released after agreeing to attend Life Works rehab centre in the Surrey countryside.
Yesterday Fielder-Civil posed for photographers and said: ‘I’m doing really well, great to be out. Feeling happy.’
They kept begging him to go and he kept stubbornly staying there, so at least he’s realizing that rehab is at least less fail than jail. And it’s much less fail than going to live with what passes for his mother figure…at least in rehab he has a decent shot.
So you’d think that Amy would be deliriously happy, throwing herself at her man, after months and months of barely-comprehensible shoutouts in concerts and continual reminders to the press that she and Blaaaaaaaake were tight? Well, maybe not so much:
Winehouse herself was not there to meet her jailbird husband outside prison on Wednesday, leading to rumours of a rift between the pair.
The troubled singer is said to be livid that she did not know Black was leaving Edmunds Hill jail in East Anglia for a seven-week course in rehab that he allegedly expects her to fund.
She reportedly told friends that she is ’seriously considering’ ending her turbulent marriage, according to the Daily Mirror.
Winehouse, who left hospital on Monday after receiving ongoing treatment for a ‘chest infection’, looked far from jubilant as she emerged from the residence yesterday afternoon with make-up smeared across her face.
She appeared to be in an agitated state, lunging at a photographer stationed outside her home shouting: ‘Who’s first? Who wants some?’.
She refused to comment on her husband’s release.
You know, I’m taller and bigger than Amy (who isn’t? My teenage daughter is taller and bigger than Mighty Mouth here), but I think I’d pass on any fight with her. She looks like she’d cut you, leave you to bleed, and then spit in your wounds. Now there’s an image to take with you today.
I don’t know. One minute I’m pulling for this guy and the next minute I want to punch him in the face. Probably much like Amy feels. Only time will tell if he makes this whole rehab thing stick. It is claimed in some circles that you basically replace one addiction with another so maybe he could become addicted to Rogaine.














