Pierce Brosnan Prefers Charlize Theron Over Angelina Jolie, Sheesh, Who Doesn’t?
Leave it to that tall glass of steaming hotness Pierce Brosnan (simmer down k, I know he’s all yours) to slap the patron saint of home-wreckers Angelina Jolie in the face. Sadly, he only did so metaphorically, because Angie so deserves a real glove slap (a gentlemanly one of course, we don’t advocate physical abuse, usually.)
Anywho, in a recent interview with People Magazine, Brosnan had this to say (via I’mNotObsessed) about his potential co-stars in the latest Thomas Crown Affair film:
“Charlize Theron is someone who I’ve always admired. I think she’s someone who has acquitted herself grandly. Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she’s a magnificent actress. But Charlize has a poise about her and has an inner strength and femininity which I really like to watch.”
Ok, I know what you Brangeloonies are thinking, he didn’t really insult Jolie because he said she’s a magnificent actress. But trust us, he insulted her. His compliments to Charlize were a direct kidney-punch to Angelina, who DEFINITELY considers herself the epitome of poise, inner strength and femininity. So in a subtle, yet direct way, Pierce is letting us know he doesn’t want to be tempted by her penisflytrap woman parts. Especially with the latest vulgar revelations by Angie herself, that she and her whipped little puppy, Brad Pitt fell in love while shooting their film Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Of course, not only did Angie finally reveal to the world what we already knew, she proved what a relentless liar she is, after boldly proclaiming she’d NEVER, EVER be attracted to a married man after her father cheated on her mother while they were still married.
Whatever Angie! Not everyone is up for your shenanigans and false sainthood or temptress ways. I am sure you have more than your fair share of enemies in Hollywood. What’s that old adage, don’t poop where you eat? Yeah, that.
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LOL, yeah like as if AJ gives a flying fcuk what Bosnan or the rest of you fools think of her. Oh and by the way is that Charlize tit popping out of her dress. LOL, she is about as classy as Jennifer.
Comment by Shinook — November 10, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
anyone is classier than jolie, who is the biggest phoney/home wrecker on the planet.
Comment by sally — November 10, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Not the best photo, but yummy nonetheless.
I certainly had hoped the rumors were not true. It seems as though they might not be, since I’d think one wouldn’t publicly diss a potential costar. And since I think the mighty Pierce is a producer on the new TCA film, I’d guess he pretty much has say-so on who gets to be in it with him.
Besides, Charlize has “acquitted herself grandly.” Plus, she has “poise” and an “inner grace.” Implying, of course, that Angelina hasn’t any of those things. Oh snap!
I’d hate to have to boycott one of the scrumptious Pierce’s movies but I would if that maneater Angelina was in it. And besides, hasn’t he suffered enough? He’s already been made to co-star with Denise Richards, the man has paid enough dues!
Dawn, if you’ve never seen the first TCA with Pierce, I highly recommend it, and I never recommend movies.
Comment by k — November 10, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Hey Sally, sorry hon, but you can’t break a home if there wasn’t one to break in the first place. Brad and Jen were so over way before Angelina came on the scene. After Jennifer went on national television and told the world Brad wasn’t her true love that was the beginning of the end for them. He has found his soul mate, has the family he has always wanted and is finally content. Time to let them be.
Comment by Shinook — November 10, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
That is true. You really can’t be a home wrecker if there was no real home to break. The relationship between Jen and Brad were about over before he met Angelina on the Set of Mr and Mrs. Smith. And even though they fell for each other, he waited until his relationship with Jennifer Aniston was over until he persued it. I mean they didn’t consumate their relationship until AFTER he broke up with Jen right? Plus I doubt she cares what one hack blogger says about her.
Comment by JT — November 10, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
Uh… Charlize’s tit is totally behind her dress.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with her. Is she famous? No seriously. I hear her name and know she’s famous because people tell me she’s famous. It’s like Sienna Miller, or whatever her name is.
Comment by Brooke — November 10, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
jolie also screwed over laura dern, laura thought she was engaged to billy bob, but that sure didn’t stop jolie. once a skank always a skank.
Comment by sally — November 10, 2008 @ 11:08 pm
Pierce is apparently a lot more secure in himself than Brad Pitt, since he’s done scads of movies and nary an affair among them (and his first marriage ended not in divorce, but when his wife tragically died). He hasn’t gone panting like a dog in heat after the sexy costars he’s had some pretty steamy scenes with (and he’s had some great ones…Halle Berry, anybody?) nor felt the need to pursue and/or give in to an obvious maneater just to prove his own masculinity. There’s more to being a man than just a handsome face and an appendage powered by testosterone.
Comment by k — November 10, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
Man, I just read this on an old gossip blog when I was searching for something at work (and got totally distracted)… did anybody see this Jolie interview from almost two years ago? It’s apparently from Elle magazine:
“I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”
I guess some of her kids are just more equal than others in receiving mommy’s love.
Comment by Brooke — November 11, 2008 @ 2:22 am
i rooting for Charlize Theron. She IS classy!!! Pierce has good taste!!
Comment by sharon — November 11, 2008 @ 2:54 am
JT are you kidding me? You have got to be a moron to believe that they didn’t have anything going on while filming Mr & Mrs Smith. Even the studio’s crew knew. Jolie ate her foot when she admitted that they fell in love on the set after they both lied.
Charlize is so much more classy than Jolie.
Comment by James — November 11, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Jolie is obviously insecure, and a bitch to boot. At EVERY opportunity she twists the knife for no reason.
Cheers to Pierce. Theron is much prettier, has more class and isn’t into that whole child hoarding thing.
Comment by Rachel — November 11, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
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Good grief. That’s one heck of a stretch to pretend like Pierce’s comment was some huge “slap” @ Angelina. Please.
Comment by J.R. LeMar — November 12, 2008 @ 1:08 am