Comments on: The Twelve Commandments Of Madonna

By: GlossLip » Guy Ritchie Chooses Class Over Crass, While Madonna Opts For Grass And Sass

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:41:49 +0000

[...] as I say, not as I do” club when it comes to her kids. If you remember, one of her Twelve Commandments to Guy was that he could not let the boys talk to any of his friends, especially if they were [...]

By: D-Bomb

D-Bomb — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:28:08 +0000

Madonna is a straight up BEEYOTCH!!

By: Madonna is an IDIOT

Madonna is an IDIOT — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:03:30 +0000

She has really lost it. Nuff said!

By: k

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:33:09 +0000

A friend of mine is a totally girly, feminine, petite, hothouse flower who talks in a natural falsetto and who is as dainty as a doily. She had a son who looks a lot like Rocco except younger (he’s about 5), very fine boned and thin and girly-looking. She swears up and down he’ll never do anything violent like play football, play with guns, wrestle, etc, and can’t imagine why I let my son play sports. I had the opportunity to watch this kid a while back…he was playing with Duplo blocks (a sort of big chunky Lego block), and what do you think me made out of his?

A gun.

I used to be one of “those” parents too, until I got over myself, realized I had a boy, and bought my poor red-blooded son some GI Joes. I didn’t buy him big fake guns, still really not thrilled about those, but I did loosen up the restrictions some. He plays football and wrestles. Don’t tick him off on the football field or the wrestling mat, he’ll take your head off.

You know what he wants to be? A minister.

By: D

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:55:08 +0000

Madonna is crazy, controlling and bitter. Guy is truly in a much better place without this vile woman in his life. How he stayed so long is a miracle.

I agree with the Flour Power, these kids are going to rebel against her so hard it will make her head spin. You have to give them some freedom for crying out loud.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:16:25 +0000

These orders are simply unbelievable. Guy must be thrilled that he is free of Madonna the control freak.
He’s adorable, and should have no problem attracting women.

And I agree about Kaballah, (probably not spelled correctly but who cares) it’s every bit as creepy and greedy as $cientology.

By: Flour Power

Flour Power — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:49:24 +0000

2. They can only eat food that is macrobiotic, vegetarian, and organic. No processed or refined food UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

It’s this ‘under any circumstances’ which particularly grates with me. I can think of scenarios, some milder than others where one may not have time or opportunity to find out if any nourishment fits the PC bill – before the kids starve.

Number five can be solved by keeping the kid’s hands in small buckets tied together with string round the neck.

Madonna is going to suffer some awful shit from her kids when they get old enough to tell her to leg off. This control is just sociopathic.

By: Exyank

Exyank — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:27:18 +0000

But what is a “spiritually or ethically unsound” toy?

Maybe it means stuff like G.I.Joe and Bratz (which I refer to as Tartz) and, oh, Monopoly (encourages robber baron behaviour), chess (it’s a war simulation, but it does have the great fact that the Queen is all-powerful, so it might be okay), Sorry (encourages children to apologise, thus making them weak), and so on.