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11/17/2008 (10:21 pm)

Is Angelina Jolie An Android?

I am at a loss for words. Seriously. I look at celebrity pictures ALL day, EVERY day. It’s in my nature to assess and move on. Like I see a picture of Paris Hilton and furiously press the back button, hoping her herpititis doesn’t spread to my computer. I look at pics of Amy Winehouse and pray the fleas stay put and the crack fumes don’t get me. I stumble onto Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson and mostly just shake my head and shift uncomfortably in my seat. But the above picture of Angelina Jolie has me perplexed. Either she’s a robot or she’s trying to bewitch us with her demon stare. Any way you slice it, it’s NOT good.

*shudders*

(image discovered at the gloriously fabulous Dlisted.com)

Posted by D
Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Weirdos

3 Comments

  1. i love your writing, you are funny!!

    Comment by sally — November 18, 2008 @ 12:14 am

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  3. Sally, that was the best thing I’ve read all day! Thank you ;)

    Comment by D — November 18, 2008 @ 1:03 am

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  5. I’d still do her.

    Comment by J.R. LeMar — November 18, 2008 @ 10:53 am

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