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11/18/2008 (4:38 pm)

Scarlett Johansson Has A Nice…..Personality!

Actually, I have no idea if Scarlett has a nice personality, but she does have beautiful… um.. er….how do I say this? Hair! Yes that’s it, she has beautiful hair and an excellent sense of direction, and an amazing set of…..china.

Yep. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and she married that Ryan Reynolds cat because attractive people don’t usually marry ugly people, usually.

You know that guy to the left is TOTALLY looking at her….wedding ring. Look how big and voluminous that diamond is.

For more pictures showcasing Scarlett’s top notch assets, visit Egotastic.

Posted by D
Filed under: Boobage, Scarlett Johansson

4 Comments

  1. “Thank you” is about all I can muster.

    Comment by Jordan Richardson — November 18, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

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  2. She does have a nice rack. She has boobs like I did before I lost weight (doh).

    Is that why guys think she’s a total babe? Because I think she’s got a bit of a wonky face. Nice rack, but goofy face, and she’s DEFINITELY not good looking without makeup and Photoshop.

    Comment by Brooke — November 18, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

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  3. I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

    Comment by Serge — November 19, 2008 @ 2:15 am

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  4. “Is that why guys think she’s a total babe? Because I think she’s got a bit of a wonky face. Nice rack, but goofy face…”

    She has a face? Huh, never noticed it for some reason.

    Comment by Anon E. Mouse — November 19, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

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