Miley Cyrus Giggles And Annoys Ellen Degeneres, World At Large
Miley Cyrus is done. For Reals. She jumped that shark, punched it in the throat and then ran that beeeyotch over with her bike.
So, Ellen Degeneres was kind enough to allow this twit on her show to discuss her lame-looking new star vehicle Bolt (which is what I want to do when I hear Miley cackle) and when she was asked about her new/old (as in 20) boyfriend, Justin Gaston, she acted like a particularly challenged special needs kid. My apologies to special needs kids.
So yeah, Miley is quickly becoming the MOST annoying human on earth. The only thing that stands in Miley’s way of winning this title is Andy Dick. Yep, she’s that annoying.
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Wow. I had an insta-flashback to the Oprah/TC couch jumping incident when I saw that. She is annoying as hell.
Comment by Anon — November 19, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
omg, horrid!! how in the hell did she become famous?
Comment by sally — November 19, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
Honestly, somebody needs to start educating more PR agents on the concept of celebrity fatigue. This brat is everywhere you look, even without trying. Enough already. I’m sick of her.
Comment by Emily — November 19, 2008 @ 6:02 pm
i don’t like miley, AT ALL
Comment by Bessy Jay — November 19, 2008 @ 6:21 pm
Personnaly Miley tended to bug me bfore this, but after watching this that girl is cuter than a golden retriever puppy.
Comment by tasha — November 19, 2008 @ 7:23 pm
LOL
That’s all I can do is laugh!
Comment by KIMI — November 19, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
That’s a mighty deep voice for a 15 year old girl. Possible trap, or heavy smoker?
Also, whatever happened to ‘15 gets you 20′? Or is no one willing to mention this Justin Gaston is a pedo? I know she comes from cousin-fucking redneck stock, but still.
Comment by Anon E. Mouse — November 19, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
#7: Yes, I pointed out the illegalities of said possible boyfriend/girlfriend relationship back in this article. People do tend to forget that she isn’t even sixteen yet (and won’t be for a few more days). But her voice…some of us are born with naturally deep voices. Both I and my daughter have deep voices for women, and my daughter is younger than Miley.
Quite honestly, I am not seeing what’s so wonderful about her. That little “cutesy” thing she did was vomit inducing.
Gag gag gag. Celebrity fatigue is right.
Comment by k — November 19, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
Her music is starting to get played over here in Tokyo, but it’s not catching on. From what I can tell, nobody thinks she’s cute. Hillary Duff had a spot on some Disney cell phones here, and the Japanese think she’s cute but most don’t really know her name or that she’s a singer (even though she sings a REALLY awful version of a “A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes” in the background of said commercial). I’m so lucky to be in a country that doesn’t know who most Disney teeny stars are. I don’t think Miley will make it big over here because she’s not cute.
Actually, I’m really thinking Miley is a tumor with arms and legs and a wig. Looks like Ellen really just wants to strangle the life out of her, too. Fight the cancer, Ellen!
Oh, and in case you hadn’t heard, Kelly Osbourne is marrying a guy who is like FIVE YEARS YOUNGER than her. Which, at 23, just barely makes the kinda gross category. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kelly-osbourne-engaged/15579?nc
Comment by Brooke — November 20, 2008 @ 2:28 am
Whoa, what? It didn’t post what I said. I’ll break down my thoughts of Miley into just one word:
Cancer.
Also, Kelly Osbourne is engaged to a guy 5 years her JUNIOR. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kelly-osbourne-engaged/15579?nc
Icky.
Comment by Brooke — November 20, 2008 @ 2:30 am
1. SHE IS SO ANNOYING
2. Is she on something?, she fake laughed over NOTHING, and at the wierd times.
3. Promoting BOLT?????
Pity…. Anyone that is against Scientolgy should be boycotting this film, so your money does not go to Travolta, which will be eventually “donated” to the cult. They would also LOVE to get their hands on Miley. They will tell her that ANY religion is compatible with Scientology. Which is a bold face LIE. They HATE Christians. But they LOVE Christian’s MONEY. Or anyone’s money for that matter.
BOYCOTT THIS FILM!
3. She is talentless. And was already rich to begin with. By her “Achey Breaky” Dad.
Comment by BOYCOTT BOLT! — November 20, 2008 @ 9:19 am
Too bad… I have a 6 year old who LOVES her and I have always taken a back seat so I don’t ruin her view of Hannah Montana. I don’t think I can let her watch this waste of a woman anymore. This is what happens when parents use thier kids so they can still be in the limelight.
Comment by Rebecca — November 20, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
This girl is the most disrespectful and annoying celebrity I know of (aside from Angelina Jolie). The only reason she’s famous is because the little kids who make her famous can’t use the internet to read about the trashy things she does!
Comment by Allie — November 23, 2008 @ 11:44 pm