Brad Pitt Shy When Confronted With A Real-Life Brangeloonie
Ok, so I saw this video of Brad Pitt on Oprah over at the great DListed. Brad is forced to confront one of his own obsessed fans when Oprah takes calls (this one over Skype) with an Ontario, CA. woman named Christina. Surprisingly, she wasn’t calling from a basement filled with Brad and Angelina sculptures made of soup can labels and cut up photos of Jennifer Aniston, but from her office, which begs the question: Brangeloonies have jobs?
So Christina got all up in Brad’s business (but not before kissing his ass about his wonderful life with baby-hoarder and wrecker of homes, Angelina Jolie) and asked about some tats he has on his perfectly sculpted body. In this case, a Daniel Pearl quote on his right arm and some “iceman” tat. Brad for once in his life since divorcing first wife Jennifer Aniston, got all shy and embarrassed talking about his tats, and instead made some kind of reference to being lucky to have a partner whom he could share the joy of tatting it up with, and in fact, NO he wasn’t going to tell Christina the meaning of it ‘cuz it’s personal.
Nosy much?
All I can say is Brad is whipped like mashed potatoes. Angelina has a low-jack on his shwang and a chip in his brain. Why have a bunch of stupid tattoos in visible places, which clearly have significance to you, and not share what they are about? That’s totally an Angelina thing. Girlfriend has control issues and loves to pretend somehow she is above all of us by leaving clues to her brand of crazy, but refusing to fess up. Now she has Brad acting like that, talking in circles, weaving complicated prose and pretending he’s given you an answer when we all know he’s the original dim bulb.
Brad, now you know how OBSESSED your fans are. Good luck with that.
Sidenote to the “control issues” Angelina has, the clip below shows Angelina talking about her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who passed away in 2007. Angie gets visibly emotional, which is certainly understandable, but then drops the F-bomb during her interview when she can’t keep the tears away. I realize I am nitpicking, but that’s a little tightly wound if you ask me. It’s ok to cry Angie, most humans do when they are sad.
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