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11/24/2008 (10:16 am)

Linda Hogan Broke, Penniless, Homeless, And Destitute

The economy has hit all of us hard.  I’ve been trying to reduce my trips in the ol’ vehicle, buying more generic groceries instead of name brands, clipping my coupons, and turning down the heat, all in the name of trying to economize and save money.  But you know it’s bad when Linda Hogan Bollea Whatever is so broke she can’t even pay attention:

Recession or not, it’s extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That’s why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention — she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend’s nautical tuition?

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.

Um.  Hulk?  If I were you, I’d insist on a receipt for that surgery.  You know, just in case there might  be a refund involved.  Hey, I ain’t sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

Wonder when the last time was that Linda visited John Graziano?  You know, the Marine that her son put in a permanent vegetative state due to his stupidity and her lax parenting?  I’m totally sure that part of that $40,000 went to help his family with their medical bills.  I don’t know what people are thinking when they criticize Linda…she’s a saint.  A saint, I tell you.

Posted by k
Filed under: Divorce, Plastic Surgery Nightmares, Splitzville, The Hogans

5 Comments

  1. [...] More Pop Trash: Australian Navy submarine available on eBay, and Linda Hogan is broke. [...]

    Pingback by 91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo and Mahoney » Who Gay? — November 24, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

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  2. She looks like a guy in drag.
    $40 thousand a month??? She can’t live on that??
    KARMA BITCH!

    Comment by BOYCOTT BOLT! — November 24, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

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  3. I live on $1500 a month. Starting pay for an office worker is awesome. Mrs. Hulk is even more awesome than my paycheck.

    Comment by Brooke — November 25, 2008 @ 12:26 am

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  4. You mean “Linda Hogan Tasteless, Classless And Busted!

    Comment by Dawn — November 25, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

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  5. cut it out. She’s going to be just fine no matter what. Believe me I know!

    Comment by Natalie — December 8, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

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