Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt, They Tied The Knot And That Is That
The world’s two most boringest attention junkies decided that they just weren’t getting the sort of press they thought they deserved lately, so they decided to make their traveling roadshow more of a permanent run and got hitched:
“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag, 22, tells Us.
At the altar, Pratt, 25, told his bride: “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”
Someone who might not be so thrilled? Montag’s mother.
“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle,’” Montag tells Us.
“She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that,” she adds. “I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”
Giving Exclusive! interviews to Us is her very reason for existing. Who are they fooling? Their whole relationship is a media event. These two are about as real as Heidi’s breasts. Wonder what they spent their check on?
Heidi couldn’t stop crying after her vows, and I couldn’t stop crying because this is about the most interesting thing that has happened in the celeb world so far today.
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Those two are insufferably annoying. I never long for two people two separate (well, except for Brad and Angie) but I look forward to the next 30 day when Spiedi call it quits.
Comment by Dawn — November 25, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
The divorce? That’ll come when The Hills finally gets the axe. Then when people forget who these two clowns are, they’ll divorce for the media attention.
I just hope the divorce comes before a baby ever does…
Comment by Brooke — November 25, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
Oh perish the thought.
I mean, if these two chuckleheads want to screw around with their own lives and turn every millisecond into a media frenzy, that’s their business, they’re both adults. But I do hope that they have more sense than to bring an innocent baby into this media disaster.
Comment by k — November 25, 2008 @ 10:21 pm