Paris Hilton + Gerard Butler = Trip To Clinic
Rumors are surfacing that perpetual party-girl and human petri dish, Paris Hilton has set her sights on 300 star, Gerard Butler. Which seems odd, seeing as she’s a completely diseased waste of air and he’s a hot piece of manliness. Then again, if we’ve learned anything about celebrities, it’s that they’re STUPID.
The Daily Star, which isn’t exactly the most “reputable” source is stating that the two are an item and Paris, typically an attention-whore, is working hard to keep this fresh, new (well new anyway, Paris hasn’t been “fresh” in about 15 years) romance secret. Here’s the nonsense from the DS:
PARIS Hilton’s vow to stay single after splitting from Benji Madden last month is proving a hard promise to keep.
We’re not surprised to hear she’s been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart.
The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe.
However, we’ve heard Paris, 27, is also receiving courtly advances from a hunky billboard model.
We admire her work.
Braveheart huh? Well that makes sense. More like Bravepenis if you ask me. You know what all this means? Another one bites the dust. The problem with Paris, of which there are many, is she is a diseased piece of trash. And once you’ve sifted through trash, you then end up smelling like garbage. So now, my fantasies of Gerard and I someday meeting and sharing a frosty cocktail and a few laughs are over, unless of course I wear a hazmat suit and bring a can of Raid.
Let’s file this under: PLEASE LET THIS BE BS and call it a day.
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Just more of the same. How many more women is he going to he linked to only to find out it is FALSE!
Comment by Just Me — December 17, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
So what you’re saying is that you got this “news” from another gossip rag and you’ve decided not only to re-print it but also to BELIEVE it. Wow. Let’s just say: anyone who believes this gossip (which btw began on the internet about 2 days ago and has been passed almost verbatim from one rag to the next) I have a bridge to sell ya!
Comment by anonyc — December 17, 2008 @ 7:36 pm
actually, if you read what I wrote, I made it pretty clear I didn’t believe any of it. It’s just a nice excuse to speak truthfully about Paris Hilton. This is a gossip site, it’s what we do. Reading comprehension and a sense of humor would be useful for you to obtain #2.
Comment by Dawn — December 17, 2008 @ 7:53 pm
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Pingback by Celebrity Blog | Babelogs | Celebrity Gossip » Blog Archive » Paris Hilton + Gerard Butler = Trip To Clinic — December 18, 2008 @ 12:35 am
I think it’s just bull doodoo. I’m kinda hoping she and Benji get back together, since she seemed to tone it down and wasn’t getting drunk and high as often as she was without him. Though I read on The Superficial that Benji and Paris are looking like they’re getting back together, or at least want to.
I mean, maybe she can do better (and by better in this case I mean hotter), but I don’t know if he can. At least, in the celebrity circle of parasites and parties.
I’ll root for any couple as long as it helps control STDs.
And your right, Gerard is too beefilicious for Parisian trash. I always thought his name was Gerald but Japanese people just misspelled it the way they pronounce it.
Comment by Brooke — December 18, 2008 @ 1:03 am
Ooh. I never realized what a hot Scot he is.
Comment by k — December 18, 2008 @ 4:23 am
Perhaps a thicker skin and an honest journalistic job would be useful for you to obtain.
Comment by anonyc — December 18, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
Thanks, but I don’t take advice from anonymous commenters, it’s never a good idea
Comment by D — December 18, 2008 @ 3:44 pm